chataway

the jizz that stays on the tip of your penis after blowing your load

I had to wipe off my chataway with tissue paper after i jacked off

by jeffydolly December 13, 2009

Gabriella Choate/Gaybi Chode

"Bisexual" girl granted the title of gayest girl alive by a particular group of people. Known as unfaithful and unable to commit to a relationship. So contradictory that you would mistake everything she says as the average testimony in the game Ace Attorney who claims that she saw our relationship as more of a friendship like bond after she broke up and i discovered she cheated on me with a girl despite the fact that she took my first kiss a week before she broke up with me and also lied saying that only kiss was with a guy when in reality she had another kiss with a girl she revealed right after guilt tripping me in to kissing her. in other words BITCH

Wow that girl is a real Gabriella Choate/Gaybi Chode

by The outliner of contradictions June 19, 2020

Chatastrophic

Adjective describing terrible banter or a person with terrible banter

I had to sit next to Sally at dinner last night. She was chatastrophic!

by dr ben June 28, 2009

chat vampire

someone who sucks the life out of a group chat. they have to respond to everything. they have to be included in everything. they have to liveblog everything. the group chat is theirs now. you're just a spectator.

can you stop being such a chat vampire? it's literally dead all the time because you don't let anyone else respond but never have anything meaningful to say.

by deeveeesss January 5, 2022

Smelly Chat

When a guy tries to speak to women, but they constantly turn him down because his chat stinks.

It's almost as they're not interested because his breath smells bad! But it isn't, it's just the amount of shit he talks.

Basically the geezer chats shit!

Me: Look at Ricky trying to talk to that girl

Danny: Mate, he'll get nowhere, that boy has the smelliest chat ever!!

Me: I know, his smelly chat is worse than yours!!

by vikingfury January 24, 2012

chatatonic

One is said to have become 'chatatonic' after over-exposure to chat and especially chat rooms. In a chatatonic stupor, the mind becomes numb and body parts stiff and sore. Disjointed, surreal posts are noted from chatatonic chatters and unpleasant personality changes are typical.

Chatters were saying that chat_gnat was chatatonic for much of last week. He was in the room for like 4 days straight... slurping espresso on mic and ranting about Democrats, lesbians and the French.

by Mo Dixley October 7, 2005

chat shit get banged

A phrase popularised by esteemed philosopher, James Vardé in his 1903 paper, 'Net six and chill'.

Scholars have since debated its intended meaning. Leading theories suggest it describes a situation in which verbalising disparaging, ill-formed statements could result in one being assassinated via a firearm.

Person A: Why did you get this?
Person B: You told me to pick it up from the store.
Person A: I didn't say Chili Beef...
Person B: Yeah you did
Person A: I said wanted a Bombay Bad Boy you nonce!

Person B: Watch your language! Well, I definitely heard Chili Beef. And what does it matter, you like Chili Beef anyway. And can you please take that hoodie off and put it in the wash.
*Person A shoots Person B*
Person B: What on earth did you do?!
Person A: You lied, I never said Chili Beef
Person B: So you shot your own mother?!
Person A: Chat shit get banged
Person B: For god's sake. Call 999 please.

Person A: Fine. By the way, did you bring any vodka?
Person B: Yes, it's in the car
Person A: Good, I'm throwing a party tonight
Person B: Are you going to invite Charlie?
Person A: Of course I am ffs. Ambulance said they'll be 10 mins.

by Emmanuel Adebayor January 14, 2016