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Colorado brown beard

When a man sticks his tongue in a girls butt hole and she has the runs down his face
by Freshness303 February 5, 2012
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colorado cream pie

The resulting edible, frothy, creamy, white substance found in the underwear of an active person whom goes for a long run immediately after being ejaculated in.
I can't wait for Autumn to get back from her run so I can eat her Colorado cream pie!
by OMG303LOL November 19, 2016
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Colorado Quick Steps

A term used when referencing a case of diarrhea. It is believed that this phrase got its name by people in the 1800's who drank contaminated water that flowed through Colorado's many natural (but oftentimes unsuitable for human consumption) streams, lakes and rivers, as well as numerous other sources.
"Where's your bathroom? I've got the Colorado quick steps!
by StëppënWölf53 September 30, 2018
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Chlorinedaddy

The greatest male teenage swimming phenom since Phelps.
David Popovici (aka Chlorinedaddy, skinny legend) broke the world record at 17 in the blue ribbon event of swimming the 100 free. This year he will take a shot at the 200 free world record while going for his own 100 free record.
by S/he’s just a friend January 27, 2023
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Sodium Chloride

Its Basically salt and also a phrase used by jimmy neutron
its just a bit of sodium chloride
by An Intellectual but smarter October 20, 2019
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Colorado Cigarette

A Colorado cigarette is another term for marijuana,
coined by Denverites upon state legalization of the drug. Prior to state
legalization, marijuana was only available, legally, for medicinal purposes
which required a physician’s prescription.

Despite not being legal for recreational use until 2014, marijuana
consumption was ubiquitous—being consumed openly in public and social areas.
The pervasive and everyday use of marijuana in the state of Colorado is denoted
by the casual moniker, “cigarette,” signifying the longtime open use of
marijuana with impunity and its acceptance in state culture.
Woah what's that smell? It smells like marijuana but it can't be. The smell is just too delicious. It must be a Colorado Cigarette!
by DT CEO May 31, 2014
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Colorado School of Mines

A small public engineering college in Golden, Colorado. While heralded as one of the most prestigious engineering colleges in the country, mines suffers from an absurdly imbalanced male-female ratio. Dating at mines for men is a perpetual state of being cock-blocked, as the number of single straight females at the university is somewhere in the single-digits.
Mines is home to a thriving greek life, as joining a fraternity guarantees you plenty of alternatives to resorting to giving your female TA's sexual favors.
Despite being one of the most stressful college experiences in the country, the campus suicide rate remains astonishingly low, as most incoming freshmen do not know how to use a screwdriver to remove the suicide blocks present on all dormitory windows.
Most students at all levels are familiar with the concept of weed-out classes. However, weed-out classes do not exist at mines as all mines classes fit the definition.
The mines student body has a thriving LGBT+ community, likely as a result of most of the above.
"Where do you go to school?"
"I go to the Colorado school of mines"
"What do you do in your free time?"
"I go to the Colorado school of mines"
"You're 22 and still a virgin. What are you doing?"
"I go to the Colorado school of mines"
by Mines is gay September 29, 2021
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