Chimoke

Someone who is incapable of basic human functions

"Look at that guy, he's a right chimoke"

by beatzzzz October 28, 2016

Dutch Chimney

A more subtle variant of the Dutch Oven. The Dutch Chimney is the act of farting under the covers, and then lifting one's feet to draw air in under the covers. A small passage is then created near the victims face, typically by a loving gesture such as as hug, and an "I love you, baby." The ass gas is then forced past the victims face by dropping one's feet. An expert practitioner can achieve an almost simultaneous "I love you too, baby" and "You asshole!"

"I've been eating a fat burrito at lunch every day this week. It's been awesome."
"Dude, you should totally Dutch Chimney your wife."
"Okay, but can I sleep on your couch?"

by _fatWetSteakBurrito February 20, 2015

chimney kids

A group of teenagers who often gather in the same place to smoke together.

Those goddamn chimney kids are out behind the Taco Bell again. Shouldn't they be at school?!

by Peter W.N. June 22, 2009

chimoye

A beautiful young lady that is very intelligent .She has a big forehead but it only makes her more beautiful. She is straight forward but only speaks truth. She is loving and loyal anybody with a chimoye is lucky . She is very funny but hates to be taken for joke . Whatever she does she does with her whole heart. Chimoye is a great young lady .

Damn I wish I was with chimoye

by Askinnyboy May 29, 2020

Chimney Stomp

The term Chimney Stomp is where Santa has to take a massive shit so he takes in in someone’s chimney and proceeds to stomp it down until said shit is down the chimney.

“Santa had to shit so he Chimney Stomped at a random persons house.”

by Seth Chad December 28, 2020

chocolate chimney warrior

rear gunner, uphill gardener, marmite minor, fudge packer, sh1t stabber, 'bats for the other side', nob jockey, shirt lifter, toilet trader... etc etc

puts his penis in other mens anus'.

"...'Bob', is a chocolate chimney warrior..."

by craig January 16, 2004

chimney

someone who smokes like a fiend, generally cigarettes or weed

Matt smokes so much that when he's sitting in his car people come after him with hoses and fire extinguishers. What a fucking chimney.

by Nick D September 24, 2003