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Cell Phone Standard Time

The time that all cell phones have. (CPST) Much better than Pacific Standard Time, cause it fits in your pocket.
Bitchy Teacher: Robert, you are 2 minutes late to class! You should show up on time to class. You are going to get detention!

Robert: What the hell, Mrs. Cooper! It's only 8:59 Cell Phone Standard Time!

Bitchy Teacher: Oh, damn.
by Tylerk74 April 18, 2008
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Cellcoholic

The Cellcoholic decided to have a little “Hair of the Dog” and made a call first thing in the morning.

Feeling despondent and lonely the Cellcoholic decided to call someone.

This time, the Cellcoholic thought, I can stop at just one call.
by Roger Halunen January 20, 2006
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Chella

A beautiful and funny women. She is always the life of the party and is loved by everyone. She of course has haters. But her haters make her famous. She is a great mother and friend. She does everything she can for her friends and family and sometimes she suffers because of it. She is a incredible and honest person all around.
Chella is incredible isn't she?
by Sinematic March 5, 2015
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cell phone

A device that popular teenage girls use to waste their parents' money.
Lisa talked to her boyfriend on her cell phone for 9 days without stopping. The call cost her parents $50,000.
by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005
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Cell-orist ( CELLORIST)

N.
A person who uses cell-phone / social media violence and intimidation, especially against people talking next to them |

in the pursuit of friendship & local meeting frames.
ex1) She ıs a Cell-orist ( CELLORIST) . She never gıves attentıon to your talk, she ıs always on her phone.

ex2) Don't be a Cell-orist ( CELLORIST) and leave that phone for a moment! I am talkıng about endıng my relatıonshıp here and you are not leavıng your eyes and fıngers down from that damn screen.
by ZELGBS April 4, 2019
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Grey Cell Partner

A partner in making informed and intelligent decisions and/or any venture.
I am discussing this idea with you because I believe you will be a great grey cell partner (in this venture).
by greycellpartner February 22, 2021
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Cell Warrior

Incarcerated individual whose tone softens when he/she hears the gentle hum of the automatic release of their cell door.

When behind locked metal door, will often make claim that he/she will, "...rape your fucking skull and shoot my skeet on yo' bitch ass neck...", but will often close his/her own door in the event of an accidental cell block release.
Bubble Bitch: Hey Prescott, are you worried about those Chiefs in New Seg?

Prescott: "Fuck NO! Bunch of BITCH ASS CELL WARRIORS; ALL OF THEM!"
by 1302 July 20, 2008
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