Cheesedick shuffle

The long, embarrassing walk into the clinic after getting burned by that girl you had to carry out of the bar that one night.

Man, I had to do the cheesedick shuffle at the clinic this morning. Needless to say, it was embarrassing and I got 2 new numbers.

by Dangerdansby March 19, 2014

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Cheesesteak Dick

Ones incredibly thick dick after ejaculation, when the sperm is trickling down the shaft.

Jake: "Hey, man, get ready! We're leaving soon!"
Frank: "Ah yeah, just give me second while I clean up my cheesesteak dick!"

by im high as fuck right now June 14, 2020

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National cheesedick day

A day for all the suck-ups and kiss-asses to commemorate their cheesedickishness. This holiday is celebrated on 11 July, The day after national dick cheese day.

"Hey frank, happy national cheesedick day!"

by King of the Rats September 29, 2020

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jimmyjons cheesesteak roulette

A sexual act only possible by people named jimmy when he inserts his Jon into a piping hot Philly cheesesteak in the jimmyjons bathroom. (A popular American North Eastern sandwich joint).

Jimmy 1:Hey I’m going to jimmyjons to play jimmyjons cheesesteak roulette.

Jimmy 2: Good luck; I gave my cock 3rd degree burns last week when I did that

by Thebiggestboce November 2, 2023

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Verb.

Sexual Act.

When a man is fucking a colostomy hole of a female or male. Followed up by the one who's hole is being fucked to grab the shit covered dick and suck it clean and until completion. At which point they swallow the filthy dirty load with joy.

Her asshole was sewn shut but i still wanted anal, so I gave her a Philadelphia sidecar and she went all the way to giving me a Philadelphia cheesesteak.

by CptchucklesE620 April 5, 2019

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