chat

The coolest cat of all, and protector of the high counsil of cuteness.

Built her kingdom out of condensed cuteness, rules the planet of cuteness with speagle.

Her most powerful attack is cuteness beam x1000000000000000, fires a condensed beam of cuteness stored in her cuteness glands located directly behind her eyes.

"hail chat"
"Oh no, chats firing her cuteness beam

"That cats a wannabe version of chat"

by sam parker February 8, 2005

chat

A term in the UK, specifically England, used to identify someone or a group of people's humour. The word is often first described with an adjective to rate said group or person's banter.

A lot of the time it's also used in a sarcastic sense when somebody makes a shit joke.

Example 1:
James "Why don't you link her she's fit"
Jack "Nah mate her chat's shit"

Example 2:
Freddie: *Insert shit joke*
Will: "chaaat"

by alfieeeeemaaaate April 15, 2018

chat

The unwanted fat lining the upper and often lower portions of the cheek bone.

I HATE that picture of me! There's so much chat I look like John Goodman!

by elleebs February 9, 2010

chat

a lowlife, scum, dirtbag, loser.
Someone who is to be given very little respect.

mono coolsies are a bunch of elmer chats

by PungentEgg April 20, 2004

chat

simply, an egg.

man, those eggs are the biggest bunch of chats i've ever seen!

by soula November 23, 2003

chat

Way to pick up chicks.

Dude, I'm lonely, I'm going to go chat.

by SterFry April 30, 2003

chat

a really ugly person

thinks they fit in but they dont

gets things that everybody else does to look cool and invites them selves

person 1 man your chat

matt schoer i know aye im the chattness
person1 why do you invite your selfs places and wear clothes that dont suit you

matt schoer because im chat

by rowey pickford September 15, 2009