Charmonix

A new insult for any female or male who has the following qualities:
-Cunt
-Bitch
-Slut/Whore/Skank/Skeez
-Nymphomaniac
-Ig'nant
-Cheating
-Sucks a lot of dick
-Pathological Liar

-"Daaaayum, did you hear that, that new girl is asking guys about their dick sizes!?"
-"What a fucking Charmonix."

by smyd69566 December 12, 2010

charbone

A verb describing the actions of a terrible driver, and the results thereof. Cutting off another driver and/or causing or nearly causing an accident.

A proper noun given to a person who "charbones".

Origin: A word derived from a person of a similar namesake who continuously boned other drivers on the road.

Passenger: Dude! WTF! Check your mirrors BEFORE you merge, you just charboned that guy.
Driver: Relax, it wasn't a full-blown charboning. I didn't hit 'em or anything.
Passenger: You F'ing Charboner!

by jackie kenefick September 13, 2012

Chagnon

(v) to blade, or to betray.

Hey, why did you chagnon us?

by exercise April 21, 2009

Charnin'

To be excited for something in a chill way. to crave. Close definition to Feinin

I'm charnin' for this Friday.
I'm charnin'.

by Shredex November 26, 2009

Charonic

A thin dimensional hallway that separates the living from the dead (aka: The Charon Corridor).

It was once believed that Erik Weisz discovered Charonic travel and used it in many of his performances.

by JTDivine October 8, 2013

Charon's Kiss

When you're vomiting in a toilet and the pukey toilet water splashes you in the face. Similar to Poseidon's Kiss, but this is from the ferryman who brings freshly deceased souls across the River Stix. puke shitcanned hamboned wasted loaded drunk alcohol Poseidon's kiss

Person1: Dude what's that shit all over your face? You stink.
Person2: Oh I just got a Charon's Kiss in the bathroom and forgot to clean up. Yeah...

by MudEYork June 13, 2016

Chardonnache

What you wake up with after absently consuming a bottle of Chardonnay by yourself.

This morning's Chardonnache was a reminder that I need to recycle before the cleaning crew has a chance to judge me.

by MissingV November 13, 2017