Cartad is short for "CartadTheTooadAndTadpoleWithAPoleWithATadOfCartadAndTooad". A Cartad is a mischievous annoying fussy nerd. Cartad's are usually "gifted" which makes them very very special. A Cartad's natural habitat is right beside his sibling/parents where he can annoy the hell out of them. If you ever encounter a Cartad you should stop, drop and roll on the ground. This will make it so that the Cartad will not see you since he has bad eyesight.
Person 1: "Hey, my brother's being so annoying to be today. He's been bothering me all day"
Person 2: 'Wow, such a Cartad"
Person 2: 'Wow, such a Cartad"
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Usually those with cereal hands are the paper bitch to those with paper hands.
Usually those with cereal hands are the paper bitch to those with paper hands.
(Stock goes down 50%) Diamond hands: “Can’t lose anything if you don’t sell”
(Stock goes down 10%) Paper hands: “Maybe it won’t go down too far and I can make a quick profit.”
(Stock goes down .000000005%) Cereal hands: “My life savings! HALP n’ SELL”
(Stock goes down 10%) Paper hands: “Maybe it won’t go down too far and I can make a quick profit.”
(Stock goes down .000000005%) Cereal hands: “My life savings! HALP n’ SELL”
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