cereally

seriously; fo sho; def; "are you for serious?!"; "I know!"; can be said by anyone, including those who don't like cereal

"It feels like I haven't seen you in forever!"

"Cereally!"

by j.dirt February 10, 2009

cereal doormat

For a women to have breadcrumbs or any general mills product caked into her pubic frame.

Say Leslie why are there hearts, stars, and rainbows in your pot of gold?

by ben claude May 6, 2003

cereal mouth

When you eat too much cereal, especially Cap'n Crunch or other crunchy cereals, and it cuts the roof of your mouth. This can happen with other crunchy foods such as chips as well.

I ate too much Life this morning and now I have the worst cereal mouth.

by Tayski January 5, 2015

name 30 cereals

an absolutely cruel version of name 5 cereals
most commonly occurs at camps.

man 1- NAME 30 CEREALS
man 2- OH GOD NO, HONEY NUT CHEERIOS

by bananasareforrape April 1, 2011

are you cereal?

a substitute phrase for 'are you serious?', whch can be modified in a number of ways, eg 'are you for cereal?' (are you for real?)

Johnny: I just saw Britney Spears walking down the street
Kate: Are you cereal?

by katattack December 8, 2007

cereal

A box of sugar with pretty pictures.

Cereal is where the gov'ment puts our brain candy.

by The World August 10, 2003

cereal killer

Synonym of Cereal Murderer.

Anyone who committed mutany towards Cap'n Crunch, snare-trapped the Trix Rabbit, killed the Lucky Charms Dwarf, and made chicken soup out of Cornelius the Rooster.

In addition, the one that infected the Alpha-Bits computer mascot with the installation of Windows XP and subsequently died of worms and viruses.

Danno's a cereal killer wanted by the FBI (Federal Bureau of Idiots).

by Damn Damn Danno October 10, 2005