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centipede twister

A sex position in which two assholes of two different people join together in order to shit against each other ending in an explosive shit storm.
Hey honey? Would you wanna try a centipede twister in bed later tonight? Make sure you don’t shit too hard against my asshole, okay?
by HarryWeinerandfartjuice July 3, 2021
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Thailand Human Centipede

It’s when some Italian dynamite chick eats mushrooms of your dick while you’re smoking a joint, while your best mate eats mushrooms out of her asscrack
“Maaaaan, i got so fucked up last night, I Thailand human centipeded this Italian chick and my best friend
by SergeantS April 26, 2023
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centipedophile

Refers to someone who is obsessed with the modern horror classic The Human Centipede. A Centipedophile can often be found watching the mouth-to-anus masterpiece in the early hours of the morning, trying to organise group screenings at the end of parties, or making The Human Centipede-themed jokes at highly inappropriate moments.
Yorick: Shall we watch a Human Centipede again tonight?

Horatio: That’s the third time this week, you Centipedophile!
by centipedophile November 3, 2014
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human centipede

The guy at work who brown noses everyone above him and shits on everyone below him.
Guy 1: Bret was really brown nosing the boss in that meeting today.
Guy 2: And totally shitting on us, too. Such a human centipede.
by ohhila May 22, 2012
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centipede

1) A multi-legged insect similar to a milipede.

2) An addictive arcade game from the 1980's.

3) Creatures that inhabit vaginas, making them uninviting according to the joke from the neglected Old Man Murray web page.
Women have centipedes in their vaginas!
by Red Devil Slim April 8, 2004
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Centipeding

The sexual act of three or more people in a chain giving each other rimjobs.
Me and my friends last night decided to go centipeding with some hookers.
by Riley Wik December 24, 2010
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Human Centipede

A siamese triplet created by surgically attaching three people together to mouth to anus. Food from person one passes through person two, which passes and is finally excreted through person three.
Oh, my god! This crazy doctor wants to make me and my two friends into a human centipede!!
by dr.heiter August 25, 2010
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