old lady's cane

A sexual act where an old woman (preferably without teeth) is performing oral sex on a man, and just as he is about to achieve orgasm, she hooks her finger into his rectum.

You know Mrs. Wilson down the street? She gave me an Old Lady's Cane last week!

by tcdacsap June 29, 2010

canexican

someone who is half Mexican, half Canadian

Dave, you are a Canexican and your mom wants me!

by Sir Ynnad the Great December 5, 2003

cane toad

Anything that is taken out of its natural environment, placed in another suitable one, and gets on the fast track to total world domination.

Originates from the sugar cane toad, a native Hawaiian toad that was introduced to Australia to help control beetle population and has never looked back.

Guy 1: Did you see that new guy from Japan? He doesn't even speak English, but in a week he's already been promoted to head of our department and I hear he's knocked up the VP.

Guy 2: What a total cane toad.

by Twiggy August 4, 2005

canel

Beauty with a big heart

Bc i know canels

by Chiaramara September 29, 2020

Russian ceasefire

promising not to fire at civilians while firing at civilians

"Russia just annouced a ceasefire so that civilians can get away from urban ares"
"Dude... it is a Russian ceasefire"

by kakabus March 7, 2022

Caney Creek

A high school in Conroe, Texas often confused with New Caney High school. Where everyone graduated and no one can spell.

Person 1: "You went to New Caney?"
Person 2: "No, Caney Creek High school, it is in Conroe."

by mj1983 May 10, 2009

canew

Canadian Jew-a person whom is both from canada and is a member of the jewish religion.

Mr. Johnston is a friggin canew.

by Erik Carlson May 18, 2006