Caveman Texting 

The act of Caveman Texting applies when two people are involved in a text conversation and one party does not have the option of a QWERTY board, thus typing through T9 or numbered text. That person is Caveman Texting

person A: Whys it taking you so long to get back to me

Person B: Sorry bud, I'm Caveman Texting here...

Caveman Texting by HandOfEris May 4, 2010

caveman molars 

To have teeth that look and smell like they should be in a caveman's mouth.

Did you see Danny's teeth, that fools got caveman molars!

caveman molars by Charles La Ferrera February 4, 2007

caveman punch 

When you have unprotected sex with a very dry and very hairy asshole.

I really hope my date with Jerry goes well tonight so I can caveman punch that hairy butthole of his

caveman punch by Hoe no May 4, 2019

Caveman Blues 

The feeling the day after a night out, involving being severely hungover from excessive drinking or coming down from rec drugs (mostly cocaine and pills). Victim has 'the blues' and feels frail, old and ancient - like a caveman.

*throws up*
"Ugh, i'm gonna have the caveman blues tomorrow.."

*wakes up*
"You alright mate? you look like shit!"
"Nahhh, I've got some serious caveman blues.."

Caveman Blues by purge August 3, 2007

Caveman palming 

This is a sexual act when someone uses their clammy hands in an attempt to rub someone's clit as if they were trying to light a fire. Deep grunts, heavy breathing and maximum friction are essential.

"Bruh, he said he was experienced but then last night he was caveman palming me, I have a rash now and it hurts to pee."

Caveman palming by Jimothy Jimbo September 26, 2021

Caveman shit 

Basically a caveman shit is when you go to the bathroom and you forget your phone so you're forced to take a shit like you're in some prehistoric time with zero technology

Little john boy was forced to take a caveman shit when he up amd ran straight to the bathroom forgetting his phone because he was about to mudbutt.

Caveman shit by CraneMajestic August 14, 2019

caveman-style 

This is an term that refers to rough treatment of any kind for those who are not willing to comply with an order.

It is a term that is not gender specific, and does not necessarily refer to anything sexual.

Its a term that means, you will do what I tell you to do,whether you like or not, if you do not comply I will force you to comply, end of conversation.

The police tell a criminal to come out with his hands up, the criminal refuses to comply, the police say, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.

The criminal continues to refuse, the police go in throw the person on the floor, put on the cuffs then drag him out.

For his refusal to comply he was taken out caveman-style.

caveman-style by Mello-Yello March 17, 2009