Saint Patrick Catholic School 

A place for basic white girls and privileged white boys that turn you atheist because of the religion classes you’re forced to attend. It’s campus is tiny and sketchy people hide behind the water house in the back field and a hell where you are forced to conform to the standard norm of plaid skirts, white button down shirts, and a big bulky blazer.

Catie: What School do you go to?
Rose: I go to Saint Patrick Catholic School.
Catie: Ugh. You go to *that* school.

Saint Patrick Catholic School by Dammit_I’m_mad July 5, 2019

Saint David Catholic School 

I school in Davie Florida that is falling apart, has a terrible staff, and a principle that is said to use the tuition money on her taxes.

Guy 1: Don't you feel sorry for that kid that has to go to Saint David Catholic School?
Guy 2: Yeah. I hear the walls are falling apart.

Saint David Catholic School by Espio March 26, 2010

Saint David Catholic School 

Saint David is a school in Davie, Florida. It's not the greatest school ever but, a place with lots of memories that could last a life time. it's a place where you'll make the greatest friends and the funniest teachers. Go there, you'll never regret it later on. The middle school teachers are the best you could ask for. And the choir is totally awesome. They sang for the pope and his pointy hat. Nothing could compare to the fun we've had there. And as the years go by our friendship will never die.

Brian: Natalie do the teradocto!

*Natalie makes 'eeek' noise*

Teacher: I gotta write this down... *scribbles* Only at Saint David Catholic School.... I love this class!

Saint David Catholic School by class-of-2011 February 19, 2011

Ontario Canada Catholic School 

Shitheads that ruin every sporting event and are racist pricks

that motherfucker from the ontario canada catholic school used racial slurs against other students during the game.

Ontario Canada Catholic School by ARVM April 30, 2022

St. Ann Catholic School 

a school full of kids ages 5-14. Most of the teachers are sexist and very rude. The students start off as good Catholics and end up ruining that in about 6th grade. Anyone in 5th grade or above wants to escape the school. The grades are so small everyone hates each other by 8th grade but is also super close. The uniforms are very uncomfortable but not too ugly. Also don’t eat the school lunch. Don’t go to st Ann.

Girl 1: She looks really bitchy. Maybe we could become friends.

Girl 2: she goes to St. Ann Catholic School
Girl 1: makes sense

Boy 1: That guy looks like a crackhead.
Boy 2: Wait does he go to St. Ann Catholic School?
Boy 1: Probably.

St. Ann Catholic School by markanastasio November 9, 2019

St. Joseph Catholic School

People are not very catholic I must say.

St. Joseph Catholic School....

St. Joseph Catholic School by ARandomPerson98 January 29, 2021

St. Augustin Catholic School

School full of homosexual children, only attend this school if you want the worst learning experience of your life. The faculty licks up on deez ballz.

I love St. Augustin Catholic School

St. Augustin Catholic School by Thicc nugg November 3, 2021