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Casterton School

Due to a change in circumstances, Casterton School is now currently on path to take over the world - in the words of Beyonce 'who runs the world...girls (girls). 5 new schools are currently being planned to be built, beginning 2014, across the United Kingdom. A further runway is being built at the Casterton School airport in order to accomodate the numerous outward journeys to their international schools, running the language departments in Madrid, Berlin and Paris as a result of finding a sack of diamonds in a time capsule in the Sixth Form Common Room ceiling, there is no longer any need for our shares in Gringotts.

After long deliberation with MGM studios they are currently filming the pilot season of MIC (Made In Casterton), guest starring former pupil Keith Lemon and the Spice Girls.
Upon entering Casterton School, new pupils are trained in first aid, given an engraved segway and assigned their own personal body guard resembling Ryan Gosling.
The Casterton School song, as of 12/06/13 will become the National Anthem. One heart, one way.
Casterton School changes their current situation
by John95 June 12, 2013
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Castenitis

A disease that transforms you into a North American Yeti. A North American Yeti is a harry all over except for the head, which is bald. They live in North America (duh!) and really like the Chicago Bears. They also argue a lot, and are ill tempered. They have bad manners, and will closeline you as well if they get angry, using their over developed forearms.
"Damn, I got Castenitis, there goes my social lfe"

"Call National Geographic, I found someone with Castenitis"
by Davo A. February 8, 2007
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Caster-0

A smoke trick for glass pipes; blow the "O" as thick as possible and aim the carb to the side of the "O". Slowly inhale "O" through carb making a balloon shaped loop that flows into the pipe thus re-smoking the "O" through the carb. Aka the "Castro"
Mr. Caster was smoking the reefer the other day and I saw him take a huge hit and blew a psychedelic Caster-0.
by ironpikachu July 8, 2010
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Castelluccio

He's definitely a castelluccio
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Cautexican

A resident of the state of Texas who is of Hispanic descent, but acts more Caucasian then most white people. Most often times cannot speak fluent spanish.
"Jose' is such a Cautexican, he can't even pronounce what he's ordering at Taco Bell"
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bolt-caster

The absolute best primary weapon in a game known as Destiny. The bolt-caster should be used at all times.

Forget about every other exotic weapon. When you have a Bolt-Caster there is no need for anything else.

Out of ammo? No problem just run around hitting people with your hilt.
"Hurry they are going to rush heavy with a super"
"Don't worry I have a Bolt-Caster"
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Long caster

The third and final AWACS in Ace Combat 7, after Sky eye and Bandog. He eats while working, and mostly talks about food. Even his icon is a burger, not a regular human head. Most of the time he is calm, talks about food and tells you about info. No wonder he is praised in the Ace Combat community as a God of food, and sometimes even modded into other AWACS.

He serves another purpose, a warning system... If he cant eat, you are fucked. He is either ANGRY AS FUCK or to busy to eat.
Count probably -Long caster cant eat, we are Fucked.
Wiseman: What do you mean?
Long caster: Wiseman is edible.
Wiseman: WAIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Long caster: *kills wiseman and controls the alicorn*
(the Voyage of captain count)
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