Due to a change in circumstances, Casterton School is now currently on path to take over the world - in the words of Beyonce 'who runs the world...girls (girls). 5 new schools are currently being planned to be built, beginning 2014, across the United Kingdom. A further runway is being built at the Casterton School airport in order to accomodate the numerous outward journeys to their international schools, running the language departments in Madrid, Berlin and Paris as a result of finding a sack of diamonds in a time capsule in the Sixth Form Common Room ceiling, there is no longer any need for our shares in Gringotts.
After long deliberation with MGM studios they are currently filming the pilot season of MIC (Made In Casterton), guest starring former pupil Keith Lemon and the Spice Girls.
Upon entering Casterton School, new pupils are trained in first aid, given an engraved segway and assigned their own personal body guard resembling Ryan Gosling.
The Casterton School song, as of 12/06/13 will become the National Anthem. One heart, one way.
After long deliberation with MGM studios they are currently filming the pilot season of MIC (Made In Casterton), guest starring former pupil Keith Lemon and the Spice Girls.
Upon entering Casterton School, new pupils are trained in first aid, given an engraved segway and assigned their own personal body guard resembling Ryan Gosling.
The Casterton School song, as of 12/06/13 will become the National Anthem. One heart, one way.
by John95 June 12, 2013
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"Damn, I got Castenitis, there goes my social lfe"
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"Call National Geographic, I found someone with Castenitis"
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A smoke trick for glass pipes; blow the "O" as thick as possible and aim the carb to the side of the "O". Slowly inhale "O" through carb making a balloon shaped loop that flows into the pipe thus re-smoking the "O" through the carb. Aka the "Castro"
Mr. Caster was smoking the reefer the other day and I saw him take a huge hit and blew a psychedelic Caster-0.
by ironpikachu July 8, 2010
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Forget about every other exotic weapon. When you have a Bolt-Caster there is no need for anything else.
Out of ammo? No problem just run around hitting people with your hilt.
Forget about every other exotic weapon. When you have a Bolt-Caster there is no need for anything else.
Out of ammo? No problem just run around hitting people with your hilt.
by TheZippyNatureMan515 May 15, 2017
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He serves another purpose, a warning system... If he cant eat, you are fucked. He is either ANGRY AS FUCK or to busy to eat.
He serves another purpose, a warning system... If he cant eat, you are fucked. He is either ANGRY AS FUCK or to busy to eat.
Count probably -Long caster cant eat, we are Fucked.
Wiseman: What do you mean?
Long caster: Wiseman is edible.
Wiseman: WAIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Long caster: *kills wiseman and controls the alicorn*
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Wiseman: What do you mean?
Long caster: Wiseman is edible.
Wiseman: WAIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Long caster: *kills wiseman and controls the alicorn*
(the Voyage of captain count)
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