greek closing

the act of burning a place down you own in order to collect the insurance on the property

Danny couldnt sell his home for 2 years, so he decided that a greek closing would be best so he could move elsewhere

by Jacquon February 14, 2012

Closing Time

Closing Time was Tom Waits' debut album, from 1973. It held twelve beautiful tracks, and lasted a great forty-five minutes. Some highlights from the album are Ol' 55, Ice Cream Man, and Grapefruit Moon. The music relies heavily on Waits' exceptional piano-playing skills, and his vocals.

An excerpt from Closing Time's ninth track-
Ice Cream Man

Clickin' by your house about two forty-five
With a sidewalk Sundae Strawberry Surprise,
I got a cherry popsicle right on time
A big stick, mamma, that'll blow your mind

'Cause I'm your ice cream man,
I'm a one-man band (yeah)
I'm your ice cream man, honny,
I'll be good to you.

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

walls are closing in

In contrast to what you might think about a claustrophobic reference, the "walls are closing in" actually means that someone was home for so long that they start coming up with dumb ideas. This usually happens when students are unemployed over winter break/summer or when adults are on medical disability. The absence of sunlight into the home enables Vitamin D deficiency, which in turn results in someone coming up with ideas that would have otherwise not even come to mind.

This can also happen when someone has too much time to think.

Peter: I came home for winter break and recorded an unnecessary motivational football speech. I directed, produced, and acted in my own mafia film over the course of the summer.
Mike: Stop, Stop. Chill b. The walls are closing in.
Peter: Hmmmmmm?
Mike: You're a joke.
Peter: What? I had time to write a script, scout a location, pay actors (including myself), hire my dad as a cameraman, and shoot a movie.

by ladiesmanfromnj August 3, 2011

carling talleys

A cheap 12 pack of carling lager (tallboys) that gets you very very drunk... will lead to a good night.

Stretch: "Hey what r u drinking tonight?"
Donnie: "Im on those carling talleys...chyeaaa"
Sretch: "Same...Damn tonights gonna be good"

by URBOy February 24, 2008

Carolingus

The act of singing Christmas carols while going down on your partner.

Last night, Joey performed Carolingus on me. It felt soooo good.

by Beefhammer December 27, 2011

A Carling Darling

A lady who's attractiveness only becomes apparent after one has had a few.

I had a few cans of Carling the other day, and this right rotter started to look sexually attractive. She must've been a Carling darling!

by RedH October 19, 2010

Closing time pretty

An acceptable looking girl to take home at 2:00 a.m., that you never would have left with any earlier.

The night was turning into a bust. I didn't want to go home and jerk off alone. So what if I went with her...she was closing time pretty.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016