As clutch meaning awsome, great or perfect. Clutch Cargo is something that you own or have in possesion and is awsome...ect.
"That is some clutch cargo pie."
by zach beer June 25, 2003
by fallout4poophole July 27, 2021
by ramensoup March 6, 2020
The act of (while during sex) telling your female that you are going down on her. Before eating your female out, secretly put in a long-cut dip without her knowledge and proceed to perform oral sex. During oral sex, slowly transfer the dip from your mouth with your tongue into the vaginal orifice. Afterwards proceed to have sex in order to push the contents deeper into the vagina. Finally, pretend to care about her healthy menstruation cycle and insert a tampon in the vagina so that the substance is kept sealed (think cork and wine bottle).
"Dude, I gave that bitch some precious cargo last night."
"I think Tommy gave me some precious cargo last night cause i'm still light-headed and he cared about my menstruation cycle."
"I had to douche my pussy six times last night to get all the precious cargo out."
"I think Tommy gave me some precious cargo last night cause i'm still light-headed and he cared about my menstruation cycle."
"I had to douche my pussy six times last night to get all the precious cargo out."
by Buzz Lightweight May 12, 2013
"i'm off to the shitter to offload my colonic cargo!
by mr wiggles January 27, 2004
Code that is very similar to cargo pants, i.e. appears to have utility to the person writing it but is an embarrassment to all others, opening the developer (or wearer in the case of cargo pants) to justifiable ridicule.
Cyril thought creating a factory with a bunch of if/else statements based on type was a great idea, while the rest of the team just used Ninject, laughing at it his use of Cargo Code. And he did it in cargo pants. Nerd.
by Ryan Ceee February 20, 2014
"I've just had a Cargo Drop"
(The cargo doors open, the cargo is dropped and then the cargo doors close.)
(The cargo doors open, the cargo is dropped and then the cargo doors close.)
by OfficialTimmy November 26, 2011