Cutting a hole through your eurethra and beating off to a 96 and a half year-old lady getting a plastic spork from dairy queen melted onto her knee cap.
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Get the calderize mug.Lady Gaga's bad- ass alter ego/ apparant old flame. He appears in her music video for "You and I" and even attended the 2011 VMA's in her absence. During the awards, he performed her single "You and I" and accepted the Best Female Video, and Best Video With a Message on his woman's behalf.
He even tried to make a move on the "INCOMPERABLE BRITNEY SPEARS!" but unfortunately was unsuccesful...
A man of mystery, but certainly not a stranger to the stage, much about Jo remains unknown. He was on the cover of Japan's Vogue Hommes in September, 2011 and stated that he "had never had his picture taken before".
Jo is loud, rude, and obnoxious, but he truly cares for his girl, Lady Gaga. He has attracted the attention of countless girls across the country and even some from men.
He's a greaser with great pipes (courtesy of Gaga herself?) and some mad hip movements.
DEFINATELY SOMEBODY TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON (;
He even tried to make a move on the "INCOMPERABLE BRITNEY SPEARS!" but unfortunately was unsuccesful...
A man of mystery, but certainly not a stranger to the stage, much about Jo remains unknown. He was on the cover of Japan's Vogue Hommes in September, 2011 and stated that he "had never had his picture taken before".
Jo is loud, rude, and obnoxious, but he truly cares for his girl, Lady Gaga. He has attracted the attention of countless girls across the country and even some from men.
He's a greaser with great pipes (courtesy of Gaga herself?) and some mad hip movements.
DEFINATELY SOMEBODY TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON (;
Person 1: Hey man did you see Lady Gaga on the VMA's last night?!
Person 2: Dude I don't know what you're talking about. Gaga wasn't there- Jo Calderone took her place. He killed it!!"
Person 1: OH. so THATS who that random greaser was!
Person 2: Dude I don't know what you're talking about. Gaga wasn't there- Jo Calderone took her place. He killed it!!"
Person 1: OH. so THATS who that random greaser was!
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"Wow, what you are going through is really tough, how are you coping?"
"I am just trying to be Caeden about it, things won't be bad for long, and then I'll be in a better position than I was before"
"I am just trying to be Caeden about it, things won't be bad for long, and then I'll be in a better position than I was before"
by C1nnamon February 4, 2010
Get the Caeden mug.A very sweet guy. He's always there when you need a helping hand. He's also extremely attractive. Caden is really funny, even when he teases you. If he teases you, it's in a joking way. He thinks he's ugly, but when you look at his face, you can't seem to see why he would think that. His eyes are really pretty and he laughs a lot. His taste in music is pretty good too. He's a really cool dude and isn't afraid to show when he likes a girl. Even with all the great things about him, he thinks he's a loser and that he isn't worth anything when in all actuality, he is worth all of these compliments.
Girl 1: Hey, who's that??
Girl 2: Oh him? That's Caden. He's a really nice guy. And he's hot, don't you think?
Girl 1: Damn. You got that right!
Girl 2: Oh him? That's Caden. He's a really nice guy. And he's hot, don't you think?
Girl 1: Damn. You got that right!
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