cankles and gunt

A set of objects that, when purchased for a woman, can be used to win back her heart. Not to be confused with cankles or gunt.

Alternatively, an example of how to introduce somewhat vulgar dialogue in front of a national audience without incurring the wrath of the FCC. See also skeet skeet.

THe Drew Carey Show, 'Bus-Ted', 1999:

Nigel Wick: "I may be from England, but certain things are universal. If you want to win a woman back, first take her out for a nice skirling. Then, buy her a set of cankles and gunt. Then finish off the evening with a nice, sweet bobbin."

Drew Carey: "You're making those words up, aren't you sir?"

by tofoomeister September 27, 2005

WoW Cankles

Cankles, but where the specific cause of their development is due to weight gain from playing World of Warcraft upwards of 14 hours per day.

Look at that 300 pound guy wearing the Yoda shirt. He has some serious WoW cankles.

by Nougatz July 21, 2011

cup cankles

its where the person is so fat, that they have a layer of fat drooping over their cankles forming the shape of a cup cake.

look at the cup cankles on that fat lady!

hey dude, cover up your cup cankles.

by The Iraqi Beef March 23, 2011

cranky cankles

Shin splits or any other leg pain on a fatty.

I've been climbing stairs to drop a few hundred pounds. My cranky cankles are killing me from all the workouts!

by UUUUUU April 18, 2009

Coffee Cankles

To see Cankles soo big, they resemble coffee cans. They also may be so big they look painful to carry around. Or they may be so big they resemble ass cheeks from the Coffee Cankles up.

EX: "Damn! Look at those Cankles." your friend or coworker say's and you say "No, I think those look more like Coffee Cankles."

by Bullfrog,Iowa April 30, 2010

butt cankles

Tbe area under a fat chicks butt that looks like another butt.

the Kardashian sisters have butt cankles.

by 3388djc June 25, 2012

rankles my cankles

Something that is irritating or annoying, particularly to an overweight female. To rankle- to annoy. Cankles- see urban dictionary definition.

Can be said in jest, referring to yourself as a fat woman when you are not.

I can't believe Todd didn't pick up the tab at Golden Corral, that really rankles my cankles!

by Smittytricks December 30, 2011