Can

To insert one's penis into an orifice.

Wouldn't I like to can that cornhole!

by assbandit October 30, 2003

can

A can (cocky ass nigger) is one of those really annoying people who walk through the hallways at school screaming "AYYYYYEEEE" for no apparent reason and break dance every day at lunch time in front of a bunch of people so that they can get attention. During class, cans have a tendency to shout random things so that they can get attention. A majority of cans are Filipino and hypebeast, however they can come in any shape, size, or race.

Boy 1: "Omg where the hell are we supposed eat lunch??? Those stupid cans took up the entire hallway with their break dancing crew again."
Boy 2: "Thats ok we can just sit outside..."
*Goes outside*
Random Can: "AYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE"
Boy 1: "OMG WTF I hate my life these stupid cans need to back the fuck off nobody cares about them"
Boy 2: "Don't worry, class will be starting soon, we won't have to deal with them then."
*Goes to class*
Teacher: "In order to find the value x, we need to plug in the coordinates into the other equation and..."
Random Can: "hahahaahaha, I plugged x into your mom! OHHHH!!!!"
Boy 1: "UGHHHHHHHH!"

by andrewpottz June 13, 2011

can

to have sex or to fuck

Were you canning with dat chick last night?

by Naks November 5, 2006

Can

Something you pee in

I cant hold, can you pass me the can

by Poop FAce butt November 19, 2019

Can

Usually a damn hott chik with brown hair, a great body, and beautiful eyes. She is usually a great girlfriend and a even better best friend.

Can is soo hott, and man i think shes single!!!!

by Can Lover July 26, 2004

Can

A term for a blood in heavy armour. This word is particularly awful to those sick of puns about canned food.

"Listen, can, you may wear enough body armour to look like a tin of sardines, but it won't help you if you get run over by my Escalade."

by Zed Numar July 22, 2021

Can

Another word describing you house or your car.

I will be glad when I get a new can.

by Willy May 25, 2003