canned

1. Usually meaning to "get fired" i.e lose your job.

2. Can also mean when a show goes off the air.

**Possibly derived from the word "cancelled".**

ex. Did you hear about Bobby? He got canned yesterday, I hear he's hitting up unemployment today.

ex. Oh no, I thought for sure wawa-we would get canned after the stampede.

by So and So from.. you know August 3, 2006

can it

can it Means to shut-up, to be quiet, I don't want to hear anymore.

can it Latoya was rambling on about her boyfriend, and I didn't want to hear anymore so, I told her to "can it."

by RBT. H. September 23, 2004

canned

adj.
1. Being too standardized or too uniform in nature.
2. Being a generalization.

1. The silicone made her tits look canned.
2. The suck-ass gave the professor a canned opinion of the literature.

by Pat McGoohan March 1, 2004

cans

slang for tits or boobies

She's got some nice cans.

by eleet hacker February 11, 2005

Canning

To get a flyer
Leave early
Do nothing
Claim 10 hours

"The canning is on"

by Hammy1 April 10, 2012

Canning

Drinking an alcoholic beverage, out of a can, at your pleasure.

*3:37 AM*
Owen on his balcony yells "WHOOOOO'S CANNNING ?!?"

Canners from each house on the street run out to their balcony and crack their own can.

*9:26 AM Saturday *

Andrew stumbles to the fridge, takes snap chat with his beer with caption "Who is Canning?!?"

by Huge Canner June 26, 2019

cans

Tits, hooters

From the movie Bachelor Party: "Look at the cans on that bimbo!"

by simie February 9, 2003