camper

In the context of restaurants , campers are people who socialize at a table or group of tables as their objective, rather than ordering food. Campers will typically order coffee or other beverages and one or two of a party might order a real meal, however their stay will often be two or more hours. Typically 24-hour restaurants like Denny's will be the most common location to find campers, often a group of "regulars". Some waitstaff hate campers because they occupy a table for long periods of time, preventing other customers from being seated there - but other waitstaff recognize that a steady group of campers can represent a steady flow of business, and upon building rapport with the regulars can reap handsome gratuities, as well.
(waitress #1) "I have a bunch of campers at table 7 who have been there 3 hours"
(waiter #2) "Relax, just seat these old folk who just walked in at table 6 and the problem will take care of itself"
by apanthropy December 06, 2006
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When a loser goes camping in a camper instead of a tent.
Nick goes campering because he's a wimp who doesn't know how to pitch a tent
by RadicalDadical November 27, 2013
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Derogatory term used for someone who can actually master the team aspect fo most games, but has no one else to use this aspect with. "Campers" generally are seen in FPS games, especially ones based on a team mindset. These campers normally defend an objective, or wait for a tactical advantage.
OMG, he shot me in the back! Camper!!!

You're defending the objective? Go kill someone, camper!
by 4g3nt_smith February 11, 2004
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Campers

Illness often experienced by people who refer to themselves as camp counselors.

Symptoms Include:

-feelings of constantly being followed around by groups of children

-sleep deprivation

-hearing simple, repetitive questions such as, "What are we doing next?" and "When's pool time?"

-finding minor lapses in personal hygiene completely acceptable

-need to make up code words to use in place of inappropriate words and phrases

-fire addiction

-frequent yelling

-bouts of complete insanity

-darkening of exposed areas of skin

Campers is most prevalent in the summer and often goes into multiple, brief periods of remission (often after week-long periods of symptoms) before finally going away.
I can't, I have campers.
by The_Hawk August 01, 2009
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Used by very sad and lonely people in online computer games such as MOH. The term used for anyone who should dare to shoot anyone else who belongs to a 'clan'. Whatever you do... if you should happen to be walking upto a door and it opens from the other side.... DO NOT shoot the person coming through... you will be called a camper! No matter how 'lucky' you were, you are a camper! Under no circumstances attempt to plead your innocence, the 'clan' members will gang up on you and get you kicked! You can't win.

To avoid being a 'camper', run around like a headless chicken waiting to be shot by an experienced 'clan' gamer.... who will then call you a n00b!
by n00b_man! July 15, 2004
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The Camper

While fucking your girlfriend from behind, you jam a marshmallow in her ass and yell "You want S'more bitch?!"
My girlfriend was complaining her ass was sticky from me giving her the camper last night.
by the gary coleman June 03, 2010
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(1)A person who hides near to spawn points in online games to get some quick frags. Snipers are often reffered to as "dirty amping bastards" because people don't like being sniped.

(2) someone who goes camping on a regular basis for their holidays.
(1) That damned cmper keeps killing me.

(2) stupid campers ruined the grass in my field.
by Aratos August 23, 2003
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