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communist

Adjective form of Communism. Typically used for a person who believes in Communism; A person who belives that the ideal society is stateless, religionless, moneyless and classeless where the means of production (things like farms, shops, factories, roads) are owned by all members of the society, in other words a socialist, anarchist, atheist society. There may be some cases where non Atheists can be communists (such as Christian communist movement).

Like most political definitions, Communism is vaguely defined. Are members of the Chrisitan communist movement communists even though they believe in god? Was the Soviet Union Communist even though it went as far from Anarchism as can be?

What we all agree on however, is that Communists all want to abolish private ownership of the means of production (which doesn't get us anywhere, because Socialism has the same definition). Therefore Communists are fundamentally opposed to Capitalists and Aristocrats/pro-Feudalism peeps.
Vlad: hYello mY naem is-a Vlad
Heinrich: Good God! Why are you writing such bad grammar?!
Vlad: r U sume exclusioninmanist Gremmar Nazi?
Heinrich: Yes, you must be a Grammar Communist...
Vlad: Yaaeh!! all forms of Gremmar must be accepted. aBolish Priv8 owhnership of Dicktionaries!
by Attila_the_Fun November 17, 2015
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Communist Rick Roll

A version of the rick roll in which someone is mislead about the content of a youtube video that looks interesting. Instead of getting the video desired or the song "Never Going to Give You Up", the user gets a like to a 1970's Soviet lip sinker. This singer is incredibly creepy and does not sing actual lyrics but strange sounds.

The term was popularized by RayWilliamsJohnson on his youtube show =3.
Person 1: "Hey! Check this out. It is a video of RWJ fighting an old woman."
Person 2: 'You're an idiot, that is a communist rick roll."
Person 1: "Oh yea! Two camels in a tiny car."
by joeytravis2010 April 7, 2010
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Cummunist

Nutting and fingering 5 girls, giving each girl an equal amount of cum.
Nate: Duuude i fucked 5 girls last night doood
Other guy: YOU FUCKING CUMMUNIST
by Fucking commies October 23, 2019
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Communist

A type of humans who will treat their neighbour as a parents but treat their parents as a beggar
by MynameisLakhan12_ September 28, 2020
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Communist

A communist is a person who purchases the newest iPhone model every year and then uses it to write anti-capitalist posts on social media.
Communist: I'm buying the new iPhone 12 so I can keep spewing hate towards the capitalist economic system on Tumblr.

Capitalist: You do realize that none of that would have been possible under a socialist economic system, right?

Communist: Fuck you, you damn capitalist swine! >:C
by Some random dude somewhere January 4, 2021
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Communist-Nazi

Something that would make no sense, because a Communist is to the left and a Nazi is to the right, like saying "Democrat-Republican" it just makes no sense. That would make a person the mortal enemy of him/her self
Awkdi Rambjj Grkkmn Tok makes more sense than Communist-Nazi.
by aquails April 10, 2004
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communist

How old people in Alabama and possibly in other Southern states insult younger people.
My Grandpa: You want me to fix you a sandwich?
Me: Nah.
Grandpa: Are you sure you're not hungry?
Me: Yah.
Grandpa: You must be communist.
by Avie September 28, 2005
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