by Omegalulnocap September 27, 2020
Callum is a STUPID POTATO if you see a Callum you better yell stupid potato otherwise you will have 8 years bad luck.
If you see a Stupid Potato in the wild you have been blessed.
If you see a Stupid Potato in the wild you have been blessed.
by Stupid_Chicken_Nugget June 24, 2019
Lovable idiot. Amazing guy that girls seem to magnet towards. Oblivious. Can't tell when someone likes him. Everyone's favourite punching bag. Plays a lot of Star Wars Battlefront. Super gay... or a straight girl... we still haven't decided. His girlfriend loves him very much.
by Starisapotato September 29, 2019
Callum is a whale cocked alpha male who will take yo bitch. Hide yo mom hide yo bitch, Callum takes them all (He will also take your dad)
by Callumissexy December 2, 2021
Callum is a small person, who generally hides their feelings for the sake of others. They hate being the center of attention and prefers to hide in the room everday to stay away from social contact. Callum is a very generous person to people who respect them.
by Gangshitty December 9, 2020
This guy is either a quiet nerd or is an absolute dick. He's most likely gay or has anger issues. He is probably a loner or a popular guys' best friend. He's got major issues. If he is from America he's probably a nerd, if he's from the UK he's a dick-nerd, if he's from Australia, he's most likely a dick.
by georgia_potato November 15, 2021
A very cool guy that cares and will do anything to make you laugh or smile. He will help you through hard times and might be shy at first but if you get to know him he can be crazy and a weirdo (in a good way) if you are lucky enough to get a callum in your life don’t let go. Even if there is a distance between you two he would do anything to see you. Callum is a skinny built boy that once you get to know will make you smile. If you are angers at him he will use kissing and cuddling to make up for it. You can do anything you want with him and he would be happy.
Callum is a great boyfriend and a great friend
by Xxxwolf September 2, 2018