Caleb Nowland

Caleb is an aspiring professional tennis player, TikTok celebrity and Australian Icon. Training at Shaw Park tennis centre, Caleb perfects his technique and fitness on the daily. Caleb enjoys addressing Matthew Reid by his full name in any spare time he finds. He is also a good friend of both Matt and Nick Kyrgios. Over the course of the last few months, Caleb’s Instagram following has spiked astronomically due to his livestreams featuring many of his fans. You can follow his Instagram @calebnowland__. Caleb also holds meet and greets for the overwhelming number of fans which he has accumulated. His meet and greets are few and far between, however Caleb rarely attracts less than a few thousand fans each time he holds one. A number of his fans are female. It is rumoured that Caleb’s facial hair has not yet failed to turn a female on. Caleb is someone to look out for in the future. It’s is more than likely that you will see him in a grand slam final in years to come.

person 1: did you see Caleb Nowlands live last night?!
person 2: yes omg! He sung old town road for me!!
person 1: omg I’m so annoyed I wish I saw that :(

by Nicholas Kyrgios June 12, 2019

Cadence

Cadence is honestly gorgeous. She has beautiful hair and eyes and is the most amazing person in the world. She is very emotional but can have a fiery attitude. She is nice and perfect even if she doesn't think so herself. But people take advantage of her and ask her for stuff she does not want to do. She will be your best friend. Cadence can be shy at times but when you get to know her, she is crazy loud. She falls in love easily but gets hurt. If you ever like any girl named Cadence, treat her like the queen she is. Hug her from behind and call her beautiful and perfect. Give her lots of attention and you can keep her. If a Cadence likes you, then your hella lucky. She will love you forever. She is also popular, but hates being called that. She puts everyone before her and looks out for you. Whenever you need help or a hug she is always right there. Treat Cadence right and you'll be the happiest person in the world.

Person 1: Cadence is so pretty! I wish I had her looks...

Person 2: I know right? It's just sad the way guys treat her like a toy.

Person 1: I don't think she noticed but she is a fucking queen!!!

Person 2: I know! Sad that no one treats her like one.

Person 1: Lets go talk to her
Person 2: Okay :)

by MusicalWolfy October 18, 2018

Caden Fail

When someone makes the simplest mistake when saying goodbye to someone over chat or text.

Person 1 "BYEEEEE"

Person 2 "BYEEEEEEEe"

Person 1 "That was a caden fail"

by grimmmmmm July 8, 2010

Calebitis

The disease of typos that you catch from friend

Dammit now I have Calebitis.

by Ethaulf June 1, 2018

The Caleb Finn Roach

The Caleb Finn Roach is a rare type of cockroach species. Specially is found in Australia. For a short time it was in the US but it was exterminated. So now the only place you can find The Caleb Finn Roach, is in Australia.

“Is that The Caleb Finn Roach?” “Yes it is.”

by AnImAl.scientist December 8, 2019

calebian

a small-stubby blunt

he rolled a calebian today

by maryyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 18, 2007

Cadence

The most beautiful girl you were ever see she is talented smart self-conscious at times and doubtful but she always comes through and will never leave you hanging or disappoint you she's a great friend and will always be there for you when you need her she will do whatever she can to make you happy and to make you feel good and she will always put others before her

Love you Cadence Me the bestest friend I could ever ask for

by Laughing_livy December 29, 2017