shit-cakes

When something does not go the way you wanted.

"Sorry man, you didn't get it"
"Ahhhh shit-cakes"

by Pete89 July 25, 2007

Mashing Cakes

To mash cakes means bumping uglies, swaping gravy, or doing the no pants dance. Can be used in past tense and appreviated ex."we mashed"

If you bring home a drunk college girl from a keg party, your probably gonna end up mashing cakes.

by clay motha fukin jones March 5, 2008

noonie cakes

your significant other; your lover; your best friend

I love spending time with my noonie cakes.

by Boopie ba da doopie September 10, 2011

Holy Fuck Cakes

When saying holy shit, holy fuck, or holy hell just isn't enough.

Holy fuck cakes! That guy just did a super backflip while eating pancakes!

by NattyM December 31, 2009

lame cakes

the carefree, positive, life-loving way to say 'lame'.

it sucks but it's not that bad.

person a: "i went to the fair today but didn't get cotton candy because the line was too long..."
person b:"lame cakes"

by Torey H March 29, 2008

beat her cakes

The cakes refer to the Vagina, and a man takes part in beating her cakes by fucking so hard that slapping sounds occur.

Damn Guy i beat her cakes so hard i have rashes everywhere.

DUUUUDE...I would beat her cakes anytime.

by Jack Gnoff June 30, 2006

Zebra Cakes

a tasty little cake, yellow on the innie,white frosting on the outy,and chocolate fristing drizzzled on top to make it look like a zebra

Little Debbie makes Zebra CAkes that are delicious!

by lexi January 11, 2005