Cake Eater

A rich guy who enjoys anal intercourse with poor black men.

I saw Stephen hanging out with ex-convict Tyrone last night. I knew that fag was a cake eater.

by Ian Bizzy December 22, 2003

Cake Eater

Something that costs a lot of money and is non-essential or unattractive.

"Damn baby, those shoes are so ugly they ain't nothin' but cake eaters"

by Camus January 20, 2006

cake eater

one who eats cake, goes to a rich school, and is so rich that they can eat so much cake, they don't care

boy in bus yells to a rich school girl hey! you! cake eater! come have some cake!

by dukefanantic95 March 15, 2010

Cake eater

Someone from Connecticut

I just saw someone with Connecticut plates, what a cake eater

by Hakman1982 July 10, 2018

cake eater

Someone that eats too many donuts at breakfast, which results in him being a fat ass. He can't resist the syrupy glaze of donuts, danishes and other assorted pastries.

Jarett the cake eater downed 6 donuts, 4 danishes and a cinnabon at the breakfast meeting this morning.

by CakeMuncher October 1, 2007

cake eater

a 1920's word used by college or college bound students to decribe a lower class young urban person.

There was a lot of cake eaters at the dance. They were generally better dancers than the collegiates.

by Bill March 8, 2005

Cake Eater

1) One who eats Cake, either on a regular occasion or on rare events or anywhere in between.

Oh dude don't invite the cake eater to your birthday party, all your cake will be eaten.

by Samurai - Anji April 23, 2008