To be a weird guy that thinks he is an all state receiver but really he is just an Allstate agent. And to have bacne
by Gegangen February 14, 2015
A complete asshole. He has the shittiest personality and no shame. No personal boundaries and is pushy and annoying. Smells really bad.
by Some random jackass December 05, 2018
A sweaty, obese man-child that has no sense of humor and uses really dumb words to express his feelings. He is mostly autistic and can't open out to his parents that he's gay. Is always behind on homework and gets detentions, not for being a bad student as in bad behavior, but he just doesn't pay attention and never gets his work done.
by breadnibba69 September 04, 2019
You're sucha Cade!
by Jizzinyourpants August 02, 2012
A man of tall stature with an extreme sense of self confidence that comes from seemingly nowhere. Believes he is high and mighty to shove his opinion in anywhere he wants, and has a neck that appears as large as a Snake's mouth whenever it's jaw is unhinged, ready to eat anything passing by annoyingly slow.
by Teabaggage June 22, 2019
a really weird guy with weird memes yet he is a pretty good friend and person. Typically spooky when you meet them but they are pretty open and easy to talk to.
by MintyNoodles June 10, 2019
Where to even start? This boy is so amazing and he doesn't even realize it. He's in sports like marching band and wrestling and is very good at them. I've seen him just pick a girl up. Seriously. He's a fucking dork. His stupid red hair that you just want to mess up and his terrible fashion sense (Really Cade? Plaid and Khakis?).
by SecretFlagGirl November 17, 2018