Snooki want smush smush. Snooki wants your douglas in her muff cabbage.
by jerseyshore99 October 14, 2010
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- adjective (Slang: Vulgar.
Muff Cabbage - muhf kab-ij
1. A term coined by the Jersey Shore which in context refers to an unpleasant smelling vagina. In reference of the odor emitted by cooked cabbage.
2. Someone who acts or repeats something so obnoxiously that it can't be tolerated anymore.
Snooki: Don't call my man orange! You're nothing but a muff cabbage!
by Gianna Da Vinci October 17, 2010
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A derogatory term used by those native to New Jersey; as popularized by South Park.
We saw this woman who just moved into the house next to Stan's house get a parking ticket. She called the officer Muff Cabbage.
by sumodiaper October 14, 2010
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Stan: "I just have one question Kyle. At Sizzler when you were yelling muff cabbage, what's muff cabbage?"

Kyle: "It's a.....it's a Jersey thing."
by x Snipezalot x October 16, 2010
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Made popular by a SouthPark episode on September 13th, 2010. It's a Jersey thing. The believed meaning is a hairy vagina. Muff = Hairy/Hair , and Cabbage = Vagina.
Cartman: What's Muff Cabbage?
Kyle: It's a Jersey thing.
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