Cronk Dangling is a simple act where A male who is together with a woman who is on her period engages in anal Intercourse with her. When Finished up the male participant will anal cream pie the female and then Dangle her by here ankles off of a Bridge or Cliff. Taking care not to drop her, otherwise this turns the act into cronk drops.
Note: During the dangling part of this ritual the female should not be wearing any panties.
Note: During the dangling part of this ritual the female should not be wearing any panties.
by Professor Wow December 13, 2008
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by Professor Wow December 12, 2008
Get the Cronk Drops mug.Someone, usually a member of senior management, who takes it upon themselves to impart detailed knowledge about various facets of SQL Server ( DB performance analysis, query costs, table optimisation and index creation) which all parties to the conversation know for certain that they have obtained from and are repeating the wisdom of, a proper SQL developer.
Robert spent rather too long on the call Cronk-Parroting the optimisations required to bring speed and inner peace to the users' lives.
by IT Dude 2 January 31, 2023
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person: Yo ling ling can you give me the homework from English and global.
Lingling: I didn’t do it yet sorry, I’ll give you it when I do it.
Person: ur such a fuckin Crink Cronk.
Example 2:
Person1: yo do you wanna walk with me in the halls b4 school starts
Person2: nah I can’t I gotta do my homework in class.
Person 1: ugh, u Crink Cronk.
person: Yo ling ling can you give me the homework from English and global.
Lingling: I didn’t do it yet sorry, I’ll give you it when I do it.
Person: ur such a fuckin Crink Cronk.
Example 2:
Person1: yo do you wanna walk with me in the halls b4 school starts
Person2: nah I can’t I gotta do my homework in class.
Person 1: ugh, u Crink Cronk.
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2. Thinks he's black but is really white
3. Likes being the little spoon
4. Is difficult
5. Likes to start arguments
6. Is annoying
7. Used to be a junkie
8. In love with a hottie (k.w)
9. Gives off muffin energy
10. Has bug eyes
11. Is an eshay
12. Is whipped (k.w)
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14. Doesn't drive
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2. Thinks he's black but is really white
3. Likes being the little spoon
4. Is difficult
5. Likes to start arguments
6. Is annoying
7. Used to be a junkie
8. In love with a hottie (k.w)
9. Gives off muffin energy
10. Has bug eyes
11. Is an eshay
12. Is whipped (k.w)
13. Spends to much money of food
14. Doesn't drive
15. Is all talk
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Guy 1: my girlfriend cheated on me with Griffin Cronk
Guy 2: I honestly would have sex with him too no homo
Guy 2: I honestly would have sex with him too no homo
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