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cranky spanky 

Someone so pissed off that he/she begins to rip off people's pants and violently spank their gluteus.
Dude I pissed my girl of so bad that she pulled a cranky spanky in the parking lot.
cranky spanky by Mitchy mitch April 2, 2016

cranky sheer 

damn that bitch is a cranky sheer.
cranky sheer by Gball boys November 9, 2017

Cranky Crew 

Cranky Crew is a groupchat of elite and supportive people. Everyone is the absolute best of the best and the “crew” is more like a huge family. They are all literally the best people on earth and everyone is literally so hot no one can ever compare to us.
I love the Cranky Crew so much! They are the most genuine people ever!!
Cranky Crew by louis tomlinson asf November 27, 2020

Cranky Panty 

A being that is frustrated while wearing female underwear. Can be cute at the same time.
"Damn g, you a cranky panty."
"This woman was so cute but was a real cranky panty."
Cranky Panty by Pr0Pabl0 January 3, 2021

Cranky panky 

Referring to an inflamed and/or extremely painful pancreas, such as in people (or animals, esp dogs) with any degree of pancreatitis or disease of the pancreas (acute, recurrent acute, chronic, hereditary, autoimmune type 1&2, pancreatic cancer, sphincter of Oddi disorder (SOD), small/large duct disease, pseudocysts, etc.).
When pancreatitis flares, it feels like my cranky panky is going to explode through my sternum it's so painful and swollen!

After eating any kind of food, her cranky panky acts up, making her instantly regret that meal!

He cannot recline back in a chair to watch the big game, as that position causes him to have a cranky panky. He has to sit up straight or lay on his belly or sides instead.
Cranky panky by LindaLooWho April 19, 2021

Cranky Boner 

A cranky boner is when a male is upset or angry while having an erection.
Can you stop talking like that your giving me a cranky boner?
Cranky Boner by KingAlldis May 1, 2022