Convenient COVID

Conveniently catching COVID when you either have work or social plans that you don’t want to take part in.

He didn’t feel like going to work this morning so caught convenient COVID

by Farmer Jakr September 19, 2022

CONVENIENT STUPIDITY

KNOWING BETTER ACTING OTHERWISE

Her convenient stupidity acts up every day she shows up for work.

by CRAPAID January 29, 2012

Convenient villain

An innocent person who gets shit pegged on them by other individuals who are motivated to lie in order to make themselves look both heroic and victimised at the same time. a)The convenient villain is also convenient as someone to blame when people are planning to make a terrible or morally unjust decision in order to save face.
b) A person is a convenient villain when someone want to hurt them and damages their reputation to do so.

Nathan tried to cheat that guy out of money and when he got called on his bullshit he blamed the poor guy in front of everyone and called him a stingy asshole talk about having a Convenient Villain.

by Max1984Harper August 18, 2018

Geographically Convenient

Wanting to do/go something/somewhere based on how close it is it to.

This can apply to things from getting food from upstairs to being friend depending on your location.

'I dont really like Bob, but because he lives next door and is geographically convient, i go to his house a lot when i'm bored.'

'yesterday i went to Kmart instead of whole foods because its only 2 blocks away and i dont have to drive. its pretty geographically convenient'

by Correctspeeling January 30, 2010

Convenience Giver

Somebody who donates to charity only when it is convenient.

Cashier: Here is your 17 cents back, have a great day!
Convenience Giver: I don't really want this change, so I guess it looks like cancer research is 17 cents richer...

Convenience Giver puts the coins in the plastic box.

by Space Wrangler April 17, 2011

convenience cooler

When you're too damn lazy to get to the fridge to get bevs, so you have a cooler handy that shortens the distance. Until you need to refill that is.

"Oh man I'm too hammered for my own good. But my throat is so parched and the fridge is so far! Whatever shall I do?"

Convenience Cooler: " HAVE NO FEAR FOR I AM HERE TO SAVE THE DAY"

by Calamity_Cookie August 1, 2015

Convenience Whore

This is the girl you only see when money's a little tight. She wears jeans, sneakers, and tee shirts 24-7 and loves Long John Silver's as much as you do.

Connor: Sup tonight T-Bone? Big weekend?
T-Bone: Nah man... I don't get paid until the 15th... probably just gonna hit up the convenience whore.
Connor: Word

by PAreal October 11, 2018