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conking

verb. the action of holding a nearly spent joint in the pinky knuckle of the hand while forming a cylinder for airflow, thus resembling a conch shell.
The joint was running low so we started conking it.
by Josh.Reed28 January 30, 2010
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Conklen

One who spends life in friends shadow one who plays basketball with the speds (see Sped) at lunch one who tells people he fingered his young cousin one who listens to a mix of country music and european metal one who drives a big pickup truck full of guns and dead deer one who sports the mullet one who wheres tight black jeans "Boots" and sleeveless Metallica shirts
Conklen went to live with chad. Conklen Drives a Big Pickup truck even when he's drunk
by The General January 31, 2003
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Roscoe Conkling

One of the most corrupt and powerful republican politicians during the Gilded Age; he was infamous for his use of the spoils system, patronage, and graft, and was hated by political opponents for his haughty way of acting. Strangely enough, despite all this he was very Progressive, and actively supported Civil Rights.
That Roscoe Conkling guy was bad and all but he supported Civil Rights so he couldn't have been too bad
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Coklin

Someone who is very lazy but somehow beats everyone in every aspect of life. Has an abnormally small scrodum, but gigantic balls. But dont worry, the mighty coklin's sex skills are through the roof because he is a nguyener!
A Coklin :
Doesnt drink beer, but beats everybody in beer pong.

Has a v-card, but is better in bed than you.

Never works out, but has a better body than you.

Small dick, wears a magnum

Work? next godfather of the US
by KingWillie September 15, 2011
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cankling

Having sex with a pregnant woman while standing upright.
I was cankling her so hard, I think I hit the baby.
by Hunter Lawley October 7, 2013
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connlingus

Just the right word to use when you are too ignorant to spell 'cunnilingus' correctly.
A: "I'll give her some good connlingus tonight"
B: "Is that some prison sex act?"
A: "Nah, man, I'm just gonna lick her vag."
B: "Bruh... check your spelling."
by GramMaMan July 4, 2018
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conking forum

The farmer had conking forum with her chickens.
by Anonymoususer6 July 23, 2019
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