comedication

comedication is the act of communicating through the art of comedy.

That Andy sure can't have a normal conversation. I think he suffers from comedication. He always has to throw in a stupid joke just to answer a simple question.

Q: Andy, do you know what time it is?

A: Yeah, it's half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls. No, it's really 9:45 am.

by Mitchell man September 23, 2009

comeditarian

George Carlin; A entertainer who uses various physical or verbal means to promote human welfare and social reform; Someone who publically jokes about not giving a shit, but really does, and secretly hopes that thier jokes make a difference.

Comedian: Eddie Murphy, Bill Cosby, Rodney Dangerfield, Mitch Hedberg, David Cross, Dane Cook, Sarah Silverman, and Jerry Sienfeld. Were and are comedians

Comeditarian: Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, Jon Stewart, Lenny Bruce, Dave Chapelle, Bill Maher, Lewis Black, and George Carlin. Were and are comeditarians

by Joshua Perez June 27, 2008

Comedian's Item

Someone/Something any comediam crack jokes about in a major way.

Bush is definitely a comedian's item.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 12, 2006

Comidicly-Retarded

To be comidicly-retarded is to be completely unaware of the joke at hand. As the great General Sam once said "some of you are comidicly-retarded. Pronunciation is rather simple: com-ee-dic-ly re-tar-ded.

This fucking asshole here. Doesn't even get the joke and he sits there bobbin' his stupid head along. He's comidicly-retarded.

by iamthedizzione May 5, 2019

comedian

Someone who tells jokes for a living

I love a variety of comedians.

by Sylk Cream October 13, 2005

comedical

A joke, situation, or event that is both sick and funny...

Also, a joke, situation, or event that makes you laugh so hard, you need medical attention
Derived from the words comedy and medical.

watching Sarah Palin pardon a turkey at thanksgiving while other turkeys were being slaughtered in the background was very comedical

by zino0 August 22, 2010

conedick

A condition where one's penis resembles the shape of a cone. The base is much larger than the head and provides a interesting feeling in a female's vagina.

I had to order a custom made condom to fit my conedick.

by Mr. Conedick May 28, 2011