cockroach

Ugly ass creatcher that goes CRUNCH when you step on it

Ewwww I just stepped on a Cockroach 😭😭😭

by Shae Kidwell February 24, 2018

Cockroach

Someone on Tinder that keeps showing up no matter how many times you swipe left. Won’t go away, like a cockroach.

“This is the seventh time I’ve seen Jenny in the past three days. Talk about a cockroach. Maybe I should just swipe right and tell her to fuck off.”

by asseatermatt August 14, 2019

Cockroach

Military recruiting euphemism for unsolicited recruiting targets, after their practice of lounging around at public places looking for younger people of a lesser education to hassle into joining the military.The implication is the recruiters think whoever they throw their enlistment spin at is poor and dumb enough to fall for it.

Army Recruiter 1: Look at those two cockroaches about 30 feet ahead, they look like Mc Job types.

Recruiter 2: Let's go see......

Army recruiter 1 (again)....... Have you thought about enlisting in the Army lately ???

by Piranha May 23, 2006

cockroach hour

noun: The magic hour in which you have been awake for so long, that even a cockroach scuttling across the floor is a source of high amusement.

Mary: OMG, did you just see the cat sneeze?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sue: Mary, it must be the cockroach hour for you. A cat sneezing is not that amusing.

by catsluvdmb February 28, 2005

Cockroached

Return to a room and everyone scatters and gets real quiet, because they were talking shit about you.

When I returned to the office from lunch, everyone there were huddled together talking. They saw me coming and quickly went back to there desks and stayed quiet.

I was COCKROACHED !

by Abby Normal March 25, 2022

cockroach gay

Everyone hates you, you hate everyone, and you have no sexual disfunction within the cockroach community because you are gay.

I am cockroach gay, so you don't matter.

by My username is currently in us July 12, 2019

Coproaches

Cops, but specifically when ten cop cars surround someone for a speeding violation or a malfunctioning tail light. Some cop cars even look like cockroaches.

Look... an infestation of coproaches. When there’s one, there’s a hundred.

by shinsyotta May 29, 2021