The conscious or subconscious act of driving away any and all pussy within a certain defined radius. The act committed by a career cock blocker who may be a nice guy, but should never be counted on as a wing man.
"Jesus Christ, that William may be a nice guy, but he’s the undisputed deity of cock blockery!"
"That ain't no shit brother... we better move out of his orbit before we're victims of a fruitless cunt shopping expedition!"
"That ain't no shit brother... we better move out of his orbit before we're victims of a fruitless cunt shopping expedition!"
by Musicguy4fun March 10, 2010
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This unwelcome interruption completely ruins the moment. The offending dog, which may or may not be a cocker spaniel, is usually jolted off the bed by a quick kick, followed by an awkward resumption of intercourse.
Note: the dog must be a cocker spaniel.
This unwelcome interruption completely ruins the moment. The offending dog, which may or may not be a cocker spaniel, is usually jolted off the bed by a quick kick, followed by an awkward resumption of intercourse.
Note: the dog must be a cocker spaniel.
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Get the cock blocker mug.Someone or something that prevents a man or woman from getting fucked. Usually a cockblocker is a friend of one who is trying to get his/her fuck on.
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