A Cleempie

To chug half a bottle of wine or a quarter bottle of liquor.

I dare you to pull a Cleempie.
He just pulled a Cleempie with a bottle of tequila

by MDijkman June 27, 2022

Cleethorpes

I used to live just outside Cleethorpes, and some wise-ass broke and re-arranged the letters on one of those old wooden direction/mileage signs from CLEETHORPES to CLITHERPES. Just thought I'd share that with you.

1970s holiday-makers' advert: "Come to Cleethorpes - it's better than fucking Spain!" Clearly aimed at ignorant Yorkies.

by Donkey Kong September 14, 2004

Cleetus Safari

When an interracial same sex couple or other group of similarly hated demographics, takes a trip into Trumpland portions of the country to gaze in wonder at the slack-jawed Trumpanzees in their natural habitats of country-western bars and trailerpark homes.

David and Andrew took a Cleetus Safari to rural Alabama. The pictures of trailerparks are hilarious!

by Ragle April 23, 2018

Cleeclaw

A term used to express any emotion.

Becca: That's was so scary!
Me: cleeclaw cleeclaw cleeclaw

Becca: Have you seen the picture of John Cena?
Me: No
Becca: Noone has!!
Me: CLEECLAW

Becca: My cat died
Me: cleeclaw :(

Me & others: SURPRISE!

Becca: OMG CLEECLAW!

by Slayingyourbaes July 10, 2018

Cleeper

Cleeper is a more aggressive version of a Creep or Creeper. Typically found on the cyber web and in game chats like Summoners war, Cleeper's will say extremely perverse things and try to DM literally any fugly hoe in order to satisfy his need for puzzy, always looking for puzzy, craving dat puzzy! All you have to do is tell him that puzzy is his and he is hooked for life!

Fugly Hoe: Hey Cleeper!
Cleeper: Who own that puzzy?
Fugly Hoe: You do!

by FearMyBanana May 31, 2019

Cleetus Diabeetus

Literally the opposite of Starvin’ Marvin. Typically a grossly overweight white male (y’know the type that if they got lap-band surgery their whole body would look like a turkey neck) from the southern states of America (fried chicken n grits). Yeah thats pretty much it.

“Look at that fat Cleetus Diabeetus fuck”

“Who ate all the pie? Cleetus Diabeetus!!!”

by Rüeblai Khänt December 3, 2021

cleepty

Whatever the fuck you want it to mean. the inner part of a persons anus that clenches to keep ur dick warm

Ur cleepty's warm brother.

Swaggy cleepty my guy.

Pinch my cleepty.

by Bussiah December 18, 2021