Closet Muppet

A slightly less charismatic, less attractive muppet who instead of being featured onstage is confined to the closet. Closet muppets are similar to other, more popular muppets, except that they lack the strong personalities, or they have slight cosmetic inconsistencies, such as the eyes are on crooked. The term generally is used to refer to people who are odd, unusual or have characteristics similar to a closet muppet.

Kermit: Are there any cute girls in your class?
Gonzo: Nah, they're all closet muppets.

by SuperSonicNoise February 26, 2010

Closet Bronsexual

A person who has yet to come out of the closet as a bronsexual. Usually starting off sentences " I'm not a LeBron fan but". Then proceeds to show a defensive demeanor about LeBron James.

That guy secretly loves LeBron. He's a closet bronsexual

by LeBron James haters United July 21, 2015

closet furry

A person who is or was unsure about identifying as a furry or disclosing their status as a furry to others.

1. He was coming out of the closet yesterday, telling me that he was gay and a closet furry.

2. Am I really a furry or an animal lover? No one has to know; I'll just be a closet furry for now...

by Angel of Jazz October 11, 2016

Closet Gamer

A person who is secretly into gaming/playing video games but chooses to not let certain people know about it, since they may not approve of it. Similar to a Closet Nerd.

Todd doesn't like it when people try to talk to him about gaming in school, so his gamer friends label him as a closet gamer.

by Mikee011 September 1, 2008

Closet Party

GAY FUN TIME. THE ACT OF CLOSETED HUMANS PARTYING WITHIN THE BOUNDARIES OF A CLOSET. FORCED TO COME OUT INTO HOMOPHOBIC WORLD DUE TO CLAUSTROPHOBIA.. ALL GAYS ARE CLAUSTROPHOBIC ITS A TRUE FACT M8...

GAY: IM STRAIGHT LOL JUST HAVING A CLOSET PARTY
FURRY: SAME

by Shakers Whisk April 19, 2017

Closet Fapper

A person who endlessly denies that they fap when they are questioned about it....but when they get home.....they proceed to fap.

Me: Do you fap bro? I know I do when I get the urge
Guy: Hell no you loser! I have too many girls on my nuts for that
Me: (This guy is probably a closet fapper)
(Later that night) Guy: What porn shall I view tonight?

by GuysThinkAlikeDotCom August 17, 2012

Closet Door

Is the person who's relationship with a gay person is there to prevent "coming out of the closet".

Mary's not John's girlfriend, she's his closet door.

by Nina Simone January 22, 2009