Cali 

The name Cali means you are a poop head and you will die in a room filled with farts and you will one day not get engaged with a boy at least bye.

Her boyfriend:hey Cali got killed....in a room filled with farts.
Me:how did that happen?
Her boyfriend:ok....but
Me:but what?
Her boyfriend:will you go out with me?
Me:yes I always thought you were cute

Cali by Dangitsme101 January 12, 2020

Cali 

A girl who is very beautiful, with brains to match. She has lots of friends, most of whom are guys, and she loves to laugh. She is very ticklish and has lots of passion for things she enjoys

She enjoys being hugged and kissed.

Hey, look at Cali! She is looking fiiiine today

Man, I wish I was dating Cali

Cali by Surfing Maniac April 7, 2009

cali 

California

I'm goin' back to Cali.

cali by Hurley May 14, 2003

Cali 

To awkwardly pelvic thrust in someone's direction until they notice.

Lizzie: "Who are you doing the Cali to?"
Marlies: "That guy over there, he needs to look over here!"

Cali by ILIKEBOYS03 August 3, 2010

Cali 

Loser cousin to Jesus

My friend Cali

Cali by Laxerbrah April 18, 2018

Cali 

Cali which is short for California, is the state of the gang banging mentality, best weed, best weather, best hip hop music, beautiful women, and celebrities, Cali got everything. The majority of people in Cali are Hispanics.

It's a crazy life out here in Cali.

Cali by TheAnonymousG November 14, 2012

Cali 

1. Shorten word for California
2. A persons name... Usually a girl. Known to hurt you if you invade her space. Very Nice and stylish. Has a good taste in boys!

1. Hey... I'm going to Cali this weekend!
2. Woah... That Cali is awesome!!

Cali by swagnamezbryceterminator October 18, 2016