Judas and Brutus Connection (J.B.C.)

1. An elite group of co-conspirators, greater than the Illuminatti, who happen to be your best friends. This group appears to be helping you on on their side, but are continually seeking your demise. Their name is derived from the most famous traitors in history, Judas Iscariot and Marcus Brutus. This team has all the charm of King Cobra, and all the smarts, training, and resources of the Navy SEALS and the CIA wrapped up in a suit of body armor. Any unfortunate event or personal downfall can be directly attributed to their actions, but you will never be able to prove it. Their tactics include personal life hijacking, anonymous Blackberry hacking, beat downs, and all forms of depravity and debauchery. They daily meet in their secret J.B.C. underground lair before you wake up to discuss how they will mess with you.

The Judas and Brutus Connection (J.B.C.) strikes again!

by keith0824 July 18, 2010

J.F.C.

J.F.C. is the abbreviation of the popular phrase "Jesus F*cking Christ". Its most obvious definition is to be surprised by a recent event that was just way too f*cking unbelievable. Sometimes in events of even more epic lulz, it could be used in a way that hints that it could have possibly been foreseen, which it is then compared to the phrase "that was ironic as f*ck".

Cranky Negra: Yo Jabron I been hearin' 'round here that you been messing wit mah gurlz.
Jabron: Yeah? SO WHAT? I do whateva I want because I'm big and I pack dis gat right hurr.
Cranky Negra: You lie. You punk ass mutha f*cka.
Jabron whips out his gat and pops his ass!
You: Oh J.F.C.

by jabron January 9, 2008

J I C

J I C is an abbreviation for the words Just in case, used in the chatrooms

Joey: where were you
Jill: In the grocery store i got some tomatoes J I C

by tony October 26, 2004

J.I.C

Jubail Industrial City. Located on the eastern coast of Saudi Arabia. Jubail's known for its diversity since it has the highest number of expats.

my and my homies are hangin' out in J.I.C

by J.I.C May 24, 2014

jacob j.w.c

is perfect in every single way. his smile is very contagious. his eyes are easy to get lost in. you could listen to his laugh forever. his voice is so calming.his hair is so nice. you would fall inlove with him in a milisecond. he is very smart, funny, sporty, kind, loving and he can bring a smile to your face without even trying. he would never make you do anything you don’t want to do and will listen to you whenever. He’s someone who you will regret losing. the most beautiful and amazing person to have in your life.

jacob j.w.c

by YourMumsNickers August 31, 2020

J.I.C.C.

J.I.C.C. stands for Japanese Illustrated Cartoon Consumers. This is a way more offensive word for weeaboo. If weeaboo is used too often try this word to give it a more sharp and triggering tone of effect.

Guy: Yeah I watch Tv shows like Dr. Who and the Big Bang Theory.

Weeaboo: Yeah, I watch Love Live and Boku no Hero academia. I am a Japanese person at heart.

Guy: I don't know what those are, but that sounds like J.I.C.C. shit.

Weeaboo: Wtf is J.I.C.C.?

Guy: *Walks away from J.I.C.C.*

J.I.C.C.: ...nani~

by Thot0ppressor. June 13, 2018

J.B.C

"Jet Black Club" having pubes that are darker than the midnight sky. hence the name jet black.

"wow niki, you're blonde but a member of the J.B.C?"
"i know right"

by j.b.c11 July 20, 2009