Buttlock

1. An anti-diarrheal medicine such as Immodium AD.

2. Constipation.

1. Man, that beaner food gave me the shits. I need some buttlock.

2. That fruitcake gave me some serious buttlock.

by Cap'n Sprack February 27, 2009

buttlock

When you realize you have done something so embarrassing
or compromising, your whole body seizes, you squeeze your eyes shut, clench fists and especially clench buttocks and imagine that your sphincter has snapped closed.

1.You are mocking your boss and he walks up behind you unbeknown. You're in buttlock.

2. You have farted noisily in the car after you think everybody has already jumped out at the mall only to realize that your future British father-in-law is still sitting quietly behind you, that is until he clears his throat. Ahem. Welcome to Buttlock.

by ironbeach January 9, 2013

Buttdick

to screw another person over, literally, in the butt.

dude, you totally just got buttdicked.

by travis earl doyle August 3, 2010

Buttlocker

Typically a place namely your ass, that is used for safe keeping something of value. Your ass used as secret hiding place.

Johnny hid the contraban in his buttlocker before the warden came to toss his cell.

by shimmy69712 May 28, 2011

buttlick

Buttlick a dare that is performed where the person who is dared must blindfold themselves and lick the ass of someone else

Hey everyone come over here quick Alex is about to perform a buttlick on Eric for 20 dollars.

by EocK January 31, 2007

Buttlocks

Dreadlocks made out of but hair.

His butt hairs are so nasty, he could make buttlocks!

by KozySpike March 8, 2010

Buttsickle

A bad smell; a little too funky fresh

Yuck that smells like buttsickle.

by Amy Jennings December 2, 2004