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Bollock Butchery

This occurs when your gonads are hung like a horse and you’re sittin’ on the shit pot. When you flush, the boys get caught in the suction and are ripped from your scrotal sack and flushed into oblivion.
Tyrant: Dude you wanna hit the strip club tonight? I heard Rosie O’ Donnell is gonna be there showing off her FUPA. You could fit a fucking Boeing 737 in that puss.

Big Easy: I’m gonna have to sit this one out my dawg. Just experienced bollock butchery last night. I was going to Dunkin, and next thing I know my cojones get sucked down the shit pipe. Hoping to get a transplant in the next week. I may take one from Phil Collins. There’s a myth going around on the internet that he’s had a third nut all these years. Must be why he’s always coming in the air.

Tyrant: Dude you got serious fucking issues.
by Stoney69 August 1, 2019
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Dodgy Butcher

A butcher who likes his meat delivered in the back door
Rex: “Derek in the corner shop is a dodgy butcher
Shayne: “Hey?”
Rex: “Derek is fond of the old dick.”
by Fcfsby January 28, 2022
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fancy a butcher's?

Shortened version of an old Cockney slang term "Fancy a butcher's hook?", meaning " would you like to take a look?"
by ams01 January 27, 2005
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Necro Butcher

The best professional wrestler in the entire world. He is the Hardcore Jesus, messiah, savior of professional wrestling in America.
Q: Whos the best wrestler in the entire world
A: Necro Butcher
by Necro Mark November 3, 2007
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Crafty Butcher

A Homosexual, Mostly refering to Male homosexuality;
One who likes to have his meat taken around the back
Where would you like this meat put?
Round the back please, that's where I like it best
Oh I see you're a Crafty Butcher, can you open up then, I can't get in
by Matty/Boy March 9, 2007
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Crafty Butcher

The term is coined from an old English expression and is used to describe someone who is homosexual.

It comes from the 1930's when shopkeepers had to pay the tax man at the front door of their shops when receiving stock to sell, whereas the "crafty butcher" would have his MEAT delivered to the BACK DOOR.
"Check that guy, he's a crafty butcher, look at the way he walks."
"What do you mean?"
"Well he obviously takes meat round his back door."
by j4ynut April 25, 2010
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Rolling ball of butcher knives

A treacherous, nasty, dangerous person or thing you should steer clear of.
I avoid visits with my wife's family as my evil mother-in-law is a rolling ball of butcher knives.
by Sauceman December 27, 2004
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