Edmund Burke School 

The best private school in Washington DC.

It used to be a stoner school and still kinda is

everyone at Burke is beautiful and you'd think we were models

All of our teachers are either gay, ex-hippies, ex-marines or just plain crazy

If you go to Friendship Heights or Bethesda, we're always there.

We get random Jewish Holidays off because we have all those Jews at our school.

Sedwell Friends, GDS, WIS and Field ain't got nothing on us

"I went to a party last night and saw some baked Edmund Burke School kids,"

"All those Field kids wish they went to Edmund Burke School,"

Edmund Burke School by Edmund Burke III December 20, 2008

Juliet Burke 

A total badass, awesome female character from the ABC television show LOST, played by Elizabeth Mitchell.
A fertility doctor from Miami , sent to the island to solve the fetility problems. Introduced as one of the 'Others'. Part of the love quadrangle. In a relationship with James 'Sawyer' Ford. Kate is jelous of her. Sarcastic and does not always tell the truth.

Jack Shephard: "So you're a doctor, huh?"
Juliet Burke : "No, I'm a repo woman."

Juliet Burke by LostieGurl October 2, 2010

Jake Burke 

Jacobus Maximus. Ginger who wears a backwards hat and keeps a jar of baby diarrhea next to his bed for reasons unknown.

HERE COMES JAKE BURKE!

Jake Burke by Vont January 5, 2009

Spata-Burke 

This word can be used for anything; as a noun, adjective, verb, etc. Just replace it for any type of word and it will almost always make sense. Use it to your advantage.

I Spata-Burked that ass last night. (Or, I 'tapped' that ass last night.).

I Spata-Burked my brains out last night. I had beans for dinner. (Or, I 'shat' my brains out last night. I had beans for dinner.).

I got so Spata-Burked at the bar last night. (Or, I got so 'drunk' at the bar last night.).

I had Spata-Burke with this girl yesterday, it was amazing. (Or, I had 'sex' with this girl yesterday, it was amazing.).

I Spata-Burked all over this girl's face. (Or, I 'came' all over this girls face.).

Spata-Burke by Uncle Breezy & the Teflon Don aka Wy Baby December 24, 2008

owen burke 

That niBBa who skates, drinks at least 5 gallons of Arizona a day, and wear Vans and Adidas every fuckin day.

Owen Burke can be a faggot sometimes

owen burke by Youryu0hfjaljfhjlkhaljksg July 22, 2017

Ryan Burke 

True Definition of Emo

"Emo's are so cool"
"Oh then you would love Ryan Burke"

Ryan Burke by YesLegend December 29, 2021

Craig burke

Fat, horny, big nipped male, who enjoys lathering up other men with European oils.

Whoa that women is mighty hot for that Craig Burke.

Craig burke by flibnob homo fag April 27, 2011