by Patrick Douglas December 24, 2020
Get the Finger my bumholemug. When you’re giving your black sister it up the bum, you pull out and spunk on a boneless fillet, before impregnating her with the creamy fillet.
Ronald McDonald: Hey Colonel, last night I was pounding your wife - I gave her the Kentucky Fried Bumhole
Colonel Sanders: Whoah, cmon Ronald, my wife is your step daughter
Colonel Sanders: Whoah, cmon Ronald, my wife is your step daughter
by Langdon Fertility Clinic October 10, 2020
Get the Kentucky Fried Bumholemug. by Lil_inxy August 15, 2018
Get the Talk out your bumholemug. by Ikickcats September 27, 2022
Get the I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumholemug. by Ikickcats September 27, 2022
Get the I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumholemug. A male, often sporting a beard, who gains great pleasure in engaging the anuses of females with his tongue- particularly the anuses of ginger females. When asked about the taste of said anus upon recounting the sex, the male proceeds to liken the taste to that of licking a different non-fecal part of the anatomy such as the skin of a limb.
DAVE: Oi Joe, did you lick her anus last night?
BUMHOLE JOE: Yeah man
DAVE: What did it taste like?
BUMHOLE JOE: It just tasted like licking an arm, really
DAVE: Wow, I better not go and tell her friends that in case they think you’re a weirdo and make up some nickname for you like Bumhole Joe.
Example 2:
GIRL 1: I took this guy back from Jesters last night, omg he was sooooo dirty
GIRL 2: Oh let me guess, was he a Bumhole Joe?
GIRL 1: He was! Dammit I should have got his number. Luckily I haven’t had a shit in two days so hopefully my bumhole just tasted like he was licking an arm or something
BUMHOLE JOE: Yeah man
DAVE: What did it taste like?
BUMHOLE JOE: It just tasted like licking an arm, really
DAVE: Wow, I better not go and tell her friends that in case they think you’re a weirdo and make up some nickname for you like Bumhole Joe.
Example 2:
GIRL 1: I took this guy back from Jesters last night, omg he was sooooo dirty
GIRL 2: Oh let me guess, was he a Bumhole Joe?
GIRL 1: He was! Dammit I should have got his number. Luckily I haven’t had a shit in two days so hopefully my bumhole just tasted like he was licking an arm or something
by Jesters4life September 30, 2018
Get the Bumhole Joemug. When ur dad puts it inside u without consent and u have to use a plunger to free urself from the anal pain
by Hazzarooney June 19, 2021
Get the Slurpy Bumholemug.