Irish bullseye

An Irish Bullseye is when a person playing darts or another game involving a target is either so drunk or hungover that just hitting the target is considered a bullseye

One more shot of Jameson and I’ll be seeing 2 targets up there - won’t even be able to hit an Irish Bullseye

by milpoolSK March 12, 2018

toilet hat-trick bullseye

While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.

Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!

by SpunkSkunk November 01, 2017

Begger's Canyon Bullseye

A Begger's Canyon Bullseye is when you jerk someone off onto another persons asshole.

So, last Thursday me, a mynock and a wookie were getting hot and heavy. Ended up getting a Begger's Canyon Bullseye.

by filthyhobbit November 03, 2022

Bottle Bullseye

When you smoke and your eyes get dry and red, so you put your eye in the rim of the water bottle and tilt it back so the water gets in your eyeball

“Dude my eyes are so dry..”

“just bottle bullseye, you’ll be fine”

by Vilis November 13, 2020

Bumhole Bullseye

The Bumhole Bullseye is a game you play where an individual lays face down ass spread and the group takes turns throwing dildos trying to get a bullseye

I wanted to play darts with a hooker but she suggested we play Bumhole Bullseye instead.

by 417wsm February 17, 2023