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(phrase / battle cry / life philosophy)

A chaotic battle cry for making reckless decisions with full confidence — usually shouted before doing something dumb, heroic, or both. May also be used to hype someone up before diving into action — whether it’s starting a big task, racing a deadline, or just leaving somewhere in dramatic fashion.

Usually yelled when:

- You’re late, broke, tired, or emotionally unstable — but you’re going anyway.

- You’re doing something way above your skill level.

- You’ve accepted chaos as a lifestyle.
Examples:

Friend 1: “We’re late for the concert!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🚀

Friend 1: “Bro, the cops are right behind us!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🐎💨

Friend 1: “We only have 3% gas and no GPS.”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”

Before chugging your coffee at 8:59 a.m.: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”

Synonyms: “Let’s roll!”, “Giddy up!”, “Full send!”
by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025
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toilet hat-trick bullseye

While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.
Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!
by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017
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Irish bullseye

An Irish Bullseye is when a person playing darts or another game involving a target is either so drunk or hungover that just hitting the target is considered a bullseye
One more shot of Jameson and I’ll be seeing 2 targets up there - won’t even be able to hit an Irish Bullseye
by milpoolSK March 12, 2018
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Bullseye

A sex position whenever one man lays on his back legs spread wide as an eagle gaping his anus. The other man attempts a running start to superman fly into the others anus.
“My neighbors thought I bought a new helicopter, but no it was just me attempting to do the bullseye!” or “I just got three surgeries after my helicopter crash, #buttfucked #bullseye #assfucked”
by bigbuttslayer100 May 19, 2021
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Bullseye

A sex move in which the female climbs on top of a shelf or stool, jumps off and does as many flips as she can, then lands on the mans dick, in hopes it goes into any hole.
“I broke my dick yesterday bro.”
“What happened my guy?”
“Me and Marcos failed the bullseye
“Nigga the what?”
by Tyrone Muhammad Johnson December 9, 2019
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Bullseye

When you masturbate laying down and try to shoot your cum at the right angle so your cum lands into your belly button
I’m a pro at getting bullseye”
by Snesky November 13, 2023
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