Bullshitting

If someone is bullshitting you, they are lying to you. Bullshit is an enhanced way to say 'lie.' Bullshitting is a different form, turning the meaning into 'Lying.'

"Larry, don't bullshit me! I know you were at a party last night!"
Larry is bullshitting with the excuse of going to the library.

by YOURESELLINGCHOCOLATE January 20, 2015

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Bullshitter

1 .Someone who talks out of his ass, tries to "enhance" his personal biography with stories that usually won't fool anyone. 2. Someone who pertains to bullshit.

Dennis: Yeah, back in Nam' i flew the F-104 Starfighter in the special forces and i dogfighted 7 Mig-21's and shot each of them down except for one more when i ran out of ammo, so i started to gain some speed and ended up side by side with his jet, we looked at each other through the sides and i opened my Canopy and reached over to his jet with my combat knife and stabbed the mig pilot to death! Then i ran out of fuel so i took my oxygen tube and hooked it up to his fuel tank to my fuel tank and i took his fuel out while the pilot was dead and so i was able to travel home with a full tank. Yeah, i remember the sarge giving me 11 gold Valor ribbons, 19 Outstanding Airman badges, 90 Pilot badges, and 7 medal of honors, i keep them stored up my asshole. Oh yeah, and i also got a Astronaut badge when my F-104 achieved Mach-9.7 and went into Low earth orbit and stayed up there until the gravity pulled me back in which my jet as able to survive the Re-entry.

Me: Wow, you are the worst Bullshitter mankind has ever met.

by Anti-bser-missile February 1, 2009

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Bobby Bullshitter

Someone who is constantly telling lies. A person who fabricates the most over the top and totally unbelievable stories.
"A Bobby Bullshitter"
"A proper Bobby"

"Ey up here's Bobby Bullshitter"
EXAMPLE 1:- "My dad paddled to the Antarctic in his dingy last week and killed a killer whale with his pen knife"

EXAMPLE 2:- "I pulled a wheely last night on my bike and the front wheel fell off, i ended up riding round on one wheel for two hours and at one point i was going so fast the police tried to pull me over for speeding but i couldn't stop because i only had one wheel. I only stopped when i rode into the lake where i found my front wheel at the bottom!"

EXAMPLE 3:- "what have you had for your tea Bobby?" "My mam's just made me a lovely steak dinner with onion rings chips and creamy pepper sauce" - When it's quite evident he's had beans on toast due to there being beans all down his front !

"What a Bobby Bullshitter"

by Klausey September 15, 2009

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bullshittery

The understanding that what just occurred in your life was such bullshit

Bro 1: Did anyone see that guy snipe me from across the map?!
Bro 2: That's such bullshittery

by mandingz February 25, 2015

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bullshitting

when you really don't want to do something or hang out with someone, so you make up excuses until they leave you alone

girl one: i thought you were supposed to be hanging out with jane today?
girl two: nah, she's bullshitting. she pretended she was sleeping when i called her even though she was on facebook right before.

by omnomnoms December 5, 2009

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