blubberfuck

To fuck a whale of a girl

Damn that bitch was fat, you da blubberfuck king!

by Tap3k January 21, 2003

blubberfuck

(noun) take a woman over, say, 275 pounds, 45-55 DDD or bigger chest, a roll under her bellybutton like a fullsize loaf of French or Italian bread, rolls in her crotch like a 3rd (and 4th) set of labia, a pad of fat on her mons, huge buttocks, and you can't really get half-way into her in ANY position because of fat keepin' you away from her vagina so's you can bearly get your "head" into it

Denise, you is one BIG woman ! You is a blubbderfuck to beat all blubberfucks. You' sure yo' ain't already 'bout to give birth ?

by Jake January 12, 2004

Blubber Fucked

The mistake of fucking any roll of fat on a morbidly obese chick thinking it is her vagina.

My friend thought he was pounding his fat girlfriends pussy but by mistake he blubber fucked her .

by Mooseknuckle Bunchalotta September 25, 2012

Bubberz

A younger brother, typically very annoying. You say this because you are making fun of how your parents treat him like a baby.

Oh what a cute little Bubberz

Bubby is my wubby

Your so Bubberz

Just a little Bubberz

by DirtyBubble July 4, 2011

Blubber Roll'd

An online prank where the user is intentionally lured into a falsely titled video of a fatty partaking in lewd acts. With the intention of destroying your up and coming masturbation session.

Person 1 :Dude! Come over here and check out this smoking hott chick dancing!!
Person 2 :OHH Sweet!! wait ... OMFG WTF IS THIS SHIT?!?!?!
Person 1 : HAHA you have just been Blubber Roll'd

by DANgerous16 December 31, 2008

blubber butt

A very large butt than is untoned, saggy and jiggly. It bounces around when the person walks, and is found on overweight and obese people.

"her butt was a blubber butt. She could cause an earthquake if she sat down on that thing!"

by Taylor la Taylor April 24, 2007

Blubber Lover

A guy into obese women.

They generally love to fuck any roll of fat they find on a women. Do not be surprised if you spot them playing with back-fat like they would boobs. If they cannot find a vagina they will most likely try to stick their penis in the general area of where said vagina is meant to be. If the blubber lover is a smaller man, the woman will be the dominant force in the act of making love. Be careful around blubber lovers, for they will take serious offense to any joke made toward fat people. They WILL call you shallow and constantly talk about personality over looks if you roast them. Before accusing someone of the act of loving blubber make sure they are not dating a fat woman out of desperation.

Dang! I didn't know he was a blubber lover until he hooked up with that 300lb woman.

I never wanted to pull my eyes out with a turkey baster more than when I walked in on my blubber lover friend having sex with a woman straight out of "My 600-lb Life."

by Factual Facts August 18, 2017