A man who has big black man titties the size of California. He does not buy milk from the store but rather from his majorly large man boobs. He is the epitome is homosexual.
Oh god, that Bryson has just whacked me really hard in the head with his giant tits. Now he's yelling at me with his gay voice and checking out my ass.
by Ling Butt 69 April 26, 2008
Get the Brysonmug. by fuckoff January 18, 2005
Get the Brysonmug. That Bryson is a fucking cat fucking dick wad with a cuntbag stuck to his ass. god if he shares his milk with the rest of the world, there would be no world hunger.
by Ling Butt 69 April 25, 2008
Get the Brysonmug. 
An extremely lightweight, hen-pecked or effeminate person. One who cannot handle their drink/drugs and falls asleep easily. Cannot generally hold their own in a verbal battle of wits.
He's coming out clubbing tonight - he's staying in and doing a Bryson.
Look at him, he's had 3 beers and he's come over all Bryson.
Look at him, he's had 3 beers and he's come over all Bryson.
by James Smith December 15, 2003
Get the Brysonmug. A big man whore. Who goes from girl to girl making them think he likes you, but actually plays your ass. So Basically he's a fuck up that is never satisfied with any girl. He also can't take a hint when a girl isn't into him. He follows her around like a clingy puppy dog and has serious difficulty overcoming his fat ego.
by Shaniqua3202 October 22, 2013
Get the Brysonmug.