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Bryan

Bryans are extremely dumb and fat and get no girls.
Me: Hey Bryan your gay.
Bryan: Why you bully me.
by Bruh on smarties March 2, 2020
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Bryan

When you’re with a Bryan it can feel as if heaven has descended here on earth. Laughing is very commonplace when you’re with him, as is learning and expanding your mind.

Sometimes though, he’ll say things to push you away when you’re getting to know him, but it’s only because he’s afraid of being hurt again. It’s hard for him to know how to love at times. You shower him with compliments because they are true and you’ve never quite met someone like him but those things turn him off... initially, but then he’ll warm up to you. He’s like a jelly filled donut, all his goodness is inside, once he lets you in.
Bryan and i are working on that school project I was telling you about!
Oh, cool let me know how it goes
by 1718. May 4, 2019
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Bryan

A funny guy who just happens to be Jesus. Bryan is also not the sharpest tool in the shed. He is funny and knows lots of racial slurs. Bryans are also often hyperactive but can sometimes turn hyperactivity into enthusiasm.
Bryan is retarded
by Bry-Fly June 8, 2017
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Bryan

“Bryan just said something so stupid to me

“I hate Bryan he’s the definition of a bitch”
by anonymous October 15, 2020
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Bryan

A smart, but annoying man, who will hurt his neck once in his life.
by sdhcfiuwdecbedwhbcn January 24, 2017
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Bryan

A Bryan is reall nice and funny. He has a good personality but he is very hot. His dick is VERY large and performs great sex. A good person to be friends with but a great person to have sex with.
Oh Bryan fuck me harder. Ur doing so good! Don't stop! Don't stop!
by Hsjhdd September 23, 2016
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Bryan

Its a name it doesn't have anything to do with you're personality
Person: hey Bryan

Bryan: stereotypical greeting
Person: did you just say "stereotypical greeting" ?
by Qaurantine sucks May 11, 2020
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