brochitis

When a non-bro starts to act like a bro, usually caused by a non-bro hanging out with bros to much.

Possibly you. If you are coming down with any brochitis symptoms stop hanging out with bros. Immediately.

by Greg Yndestad October 31, 2008

Brochunga

The status of being super fucking high.

Dude i was so fucking brochunga last night it made me think the walls were melting

by james.w March 3, 2009

Broschh

It means to be a really bad runescape (or any game)addict. That means that you cannot even pretend to be a runescape(or any game) addict. You would like to get hooked on runescape(or any game) but you cant because you HAVE a life.

Guy:Hey man, I am addicted to runescape.
Other guy: No you're not you are too Broschh...

I am too broschh to be addicted to runescape.

by SlayerYourFriend March 12, 2009

brosch

A portmanteau of Bro and Mensch. This would refer to a male friend (bro) that is someone to admire and emulate / someone of noble character (mensch). Owing to the yiddish origins of one of the words (mensch), the gentleman of reference is often of Jewish decent.

Josh: It's been 4 years since I've had a BJ on the beach.
Dan: We've got the reunion next month down in St. Simons Island. Should I inform your girlfriend?
Josh: Thanks! You're a real brosch.

by D.Cooper May 15, 2015

Bronchae

The elite of the elite. The closest to god like you're gonna get. They say Bronchae is the smartest, most intelligent being on earth. Most people will never understand him but always underestimate him. Cooler than a box fan in the winter time. Everybody be on his nuts. The one and only

Bronchae is that nigga....

by TheofficialGod December 21, 2016

Brochet

To crochet with the boys

Me, Tyler and Chad were brocheting

by DanThesquirrelmuncher October 24, 2020

Brochure

A paper divided into usually 3 sections that companies except you to read, but you just throw them away politely

Person: no, I don’t need it I won’t read it

Employee: IT’S A CUSTOMARY BROCHURE

by Horneykneecaps February 11, 2022