Brocery Store

An imaginary store thought up by a bro consisting of endless isles stocked with mountain dew, polos, halo, wii, jack johnson CD's, black dildos, family guy and crocs etc.. Typical everyday commodities sought out by a true bro.

Talan, "um.. bro why do you all of a sudden have a boner?"

Brock, "bro, just thinking about a future brocery store again."

Talan, "ya bro I figured.. take me there with you bro..take me there."

by ontoptheworld May 29, 2009

Brodemic

A brodemic refers to an infestation or epidemic of "bros". The term was originally coined in reference to the overwhelming bro population of Pacific Beach in San Diego, California. The term's local popularity spread quickly, as much of Southern California suffers from this terrible condition. One classic sign of a brodemic is an overabundance of Ed Hardy and Affliction t-shirts. Other symptoms include population-wide efforts to avoid intellectual achievement while receiving many visible tattoos of unique and often indecipherable origin.

I tried to go to the beach the other day, but the brodemic was out of control - it was a sausage fest of the worst kind.

by A5RoadDogg December 22, 2009

booper

a cute fuzzy animal (or human) with whom you want to cuddle; perhaps a puppy or your nephew

Awww, look at that cute BOOPER! It's so fuzzy and nice! I want to take it home!

Look at you! You are such a BOOPER!

by Bontron July 1, 2007

brobender

an epic party with your best heterosexual male friends. not limited to fishing, camping, golf, or bar hopping.

That was a sick brobender. It's going to take me four days to recover.

by jmoney$$$ February 28, 2011

Broberic

Savagely cruel and exceedingly brutal"bros." Commonly found at sporting events, gyms, or wherever else bro-downs are known to occur.

Guy 1: This gym would be so much better if those bro's weren't grunting screaming and chest bumping after each set.

Guy 2: No doubt, looks like its about to get broberic in here, stand clear.

by ONLYNOD September 3, 2014

Brobe

Its a piece of clothing commonly used/worn when you have a Broath. Its a robe for bros. Referring to Barney Stinson from "How I met your mother".

Episode 19, Season 7.

Me and my bros wore our brobes to the broath.

by Brother Kludex March 13, 2018

brodefyer

a brodefyer is someone who defys the command of other bros

careful man, he tends to be a real brodefyer. watch out– you don’t know what this guy might do

by shaggymorphism November 18, 2021