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Broomstick

A mentally handicapped human being who loves to rage about the Simplest things in the Transit Community.
random: OMG!!! BROOMSTICK RESPONDED TO MY COMMUNITY POST!!! YAY
broomstick: I can be racist when I want to
by fuckshit7j7 June 7, 2022
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jump the broomstick

Holding hands and jumping over a broomstick laid on the ground is a ritual in the presence of family and friends that is akin to the vow of marriage.
Susanna and Johnny will jump the broomstick tonight so plan to make merry all night long!
by Hummingbird100 April 7, 2022
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broomstick marriage

When you’re living the married life, but you both do not want to be legally married.
“Its giving broomstick marriage”
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"Broom stick marriage….It not only symbolizes the sweeping away of evil, past loves and the old you, but it also represents jumping into a new life together and setting up your household."
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Timmy said “Online I read many cultures practice broomstick marriage” Dad said “BAD Timmy you need your marriage leGaLlY binding with biG bRotHer!”
by Supermariobongrip January 20, 2024
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Broomstick Bandit

Term for someone involved in shoving a broomstick in the ass of another.
"Yeah man didn't you hear that the Broomstick Bandits got him?"
by Big Chub Chub November 16, 2022
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meditation upon a broomstick

When someone shoves a broomstick into their anus, as if it was a dildo.
"Who's up for some meditation upon a broomstick?" asked John.
"I bet that will feel good!" said Mary.
by coleslaw696969 September 6, 2017
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Amish Broomstick

Getting pegged by a girl in a barn in Lancaster County, PA with hand powered tools.
"We were on our way to Shady Maple when she gave me the Amish Broomstick"
by Boathouse drinking November 30, 2019
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